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chisoxfanatic
09-20-2001, 12:36 AM
I have been thinking about theories and such ever since the tragedies which hit our Beloved nation a week ago Tuesday. I have thought of why such an occurence would happen to the United States. And then this theory hit me! We'll call it "Heather the Redbird's Theory of War"...

Other nations simply want to go to war with the United States, because they know they are going to lose! Such nations just love seeing us show our American dominance and flex our superior American muscles! These nations just love being our eternal beeeeeeeyatch!


So, whatdya think?

Heather the Redbird

Kilroy
09-20-2001, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by chisoxfanatic
So, whatdya think?

Heather the Redbird

I think you need to put the pipe down...

CLR01
09-20-2001, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by Kilroy


I think you need to put the pipe down...


or atleast pass it. Puff puff give, and always to the right.

Iguana775
09-20-2001, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by CLR01



or atleast pass it. Puff puff give, and always to the right.

my thoughts exactally. :)

Kilroy
09-20-2001, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by CLR01
or atleast pass it. Puff puff give, and always to the right.

LOL! That's from one of my all-time favorite movies.

"You're ****ing up the rotation!!! Puff, puff, give!! Puff, Puff, give!!"

Chisox353014
09-20-2001, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by chisoxfanatic
I have been thinking about theories and such ever since the tragedies which hit our Beloved nation a week ago Tuesday. I have thought of why such an occurence would happen to the United States. And then this theory hit me! We'll call it "Heather the Redbird's Theory of War"...

Other nations simply want to go to war with the United States, because they know they are going to lose! Such nations just love seeing us show our American dominance and flex our superior American muscles! These nations just love being our eternal beeeeeeeyatch!


So, whatdya think?

Heather the Redbird

If I were Homer Simpson I would say:
"Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."

But I'm not Homer Simpson.

LongDistanceFan
09-20-2001, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by CLR01



or atleast pass it. Puff puff give, and always to the right. funny

CLR01
09-20-2001, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Kilroy


LOL! That's from one of my all-time favorite movies.

"You're ****ing up the rotation!!! Puff, puff, give!! Puff, Puff, give!!"


Movie??? The rotation direction and possession time of the pipe is something that should be know by all scum sox fans. Afterall, we are all crack/dupe smoking thugs or dealers. Isn't that right Jay?


"Yes it is, I'm calling the DEA."

:moron

:)


That was from Friday right??