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Railsplitter
06-04-2004, 08:18 AM
Mark Prior goes swimming and three Cub fans and a Sox fan watch.

Cub fan #1: "I'm surprised"

Cub fan #2: "I'm shocked"

Cub fan #3: "I bummed."

Sox fan: "So what? Lots of people swim."

Cub fans (all together and wailing) "But he can't walk on water"

Palehose13
06-04-2004, 08:19 AM
LOL...I thought this was an update on what he did after his brief appearance at "Just Ducky"

hsnterprize
06-04-2004, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Railsplitter
Mark Prior goes swimming and three Cub fans and a Sox fan watch.

Cub fan #1: "I'm surprised"

Cub fan #2: "I'm shocked"

Cub fan #3: "I bummed."

Sox fan: "So what? Lots of people swim."

Cub fans (all together and wailing) "But he can't walk on water" I heard that story was edited out of the Sun-Times and Tribune...what did you do, steal it off the cutting room floor?

DrCrawdad
06-04-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Railsplitter
Mark Prior goes swimming and three Cub fans and a Sox fan watch.

Cub fan #1: "I'm surprised"

Cub fan #2: "I'm shocked"

Cub fan #3: "I bummed."

Sox fan: "So what? Lots of people swim."

Cub fans (all together and wailing) "But he can't walk on water"

Ye of little faith but large sarcasm. The lord shall smite you.

Railsplitter
06-04-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by hsnterprize
I heard that story was edited out of the Sun-Times and Tribune...what did you do, steal it off the cutting room floor?

Of course I stole it. I lack the intelligence to think up a joke like this by myself