Mark Prior goes swimming

[Railsplitter]

Mark Prior goes swimming and three Cub fans and a Sox fan watch.

Cub fan #1: "I'm surprised"

Cub fan #2: "I'm shocked"

Cub fan #3: "I bummed."

Sox fan: "So what? Lots of people swim."

Cub fans (all together and wailing) "But he can't walk on water"

[Palehose13]

LOL...I thought this was an update on what he did after his brief appearance at "Just Ducky"

[hsnterprize]

Originally posted by Railsplitter
Mark Prior goes swimming and three Cub fans and a Sox fan watch.

Cub fan #1: "I'm surprised"

Cub fan #2: "I'm shocked"

Cub fan #3: "I bummed."

Sox fan: "So what? Lots of people swim."

Cub fans (all together and wailing) "But he can't walk on water" I heard that story was edited out of the Sun-Times and Tribune...what did you do, steal it off the cutting room floor?

[DrCrawdad]

Originally posted by Railsplitter
Mark Prior goes swimming and three Cub fans and a Sox fan watch.

Cub fan #1: "I'm surprised"

Cub fan #2: "I'm shocked"

Cub fan #3: "I bummed."

Sox fan: "So what? Lots of people swim."

Cub fans (all together and wailing) "But he can't walk on water"

Ye of little faith but large sarcasm. The lord shall smite you.

[Railsplitter]

Originally posted by hsnterprize
I heard that story was edited out of the Sun-Times and Tribune...what did you do, steal it off the cutting room floor?

Of course I stole it. I lack the intelligence to think up a joke like this by myself