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1951Campbell
05-28-2004, 11:55 PM
...only two teams in baseball have a better record than the Sox.

ChiSox7
05-28-2004, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by 1951Campbell
...only two teams in baseball have a better record than the Sox.

And both of those teams have a combind payroll of 700 BILLION.....or at least it seems that way.

MRKARNO
05-29-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by ChiSox7
And both of those teams have a combind payroll of 700 BILLION.....or at least it seems that way.

I think our payroll is about half of Boston's, more than half of Anaheims and a third of New Yorks

Thunderstruck30
05-29-2004, 12:11 AM
OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

:cool: :D: :gulp:

ode to veeck
05-29-2004, 12:19 AM
Sox BPB: Ode opens another Corona

Ode the beer holden philospher: "sox are 1.5 games behiind the wrong sox for best in mlb ...

"syllogism:

"(a) even ode hadn't had enough beer to see that halos don't have 1 billion dollar payroll, just a longer Barto contract,

"(b) Boston must have 699.020 Billion Payroll

"(ab) difference between 30-18 and 29-19 is 699 billion per 1.5 game lead (or 500 billion per game lead), was it worth it?!"

ed: joe jackson was banned for much much less ...

voodoochile
05-29-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by ode to veeck
Sox BPB: Ode opens another Corona

Ode the beer holden philospher: "sox are 1.5 games behiind the wrong sox for best in mlb ...

"syllogism:

"(a) even ode hadn't had enough beer to see that halos don't have 1 billion dollar payroll, just a longer Barto contract,

"(b) Boston must have 699.020 Billion Payroll

"(ab) difference between 30-18 and 29-19 is 699 billion per 1.5 game lead (or 500 billion per game lead), was it worth it?!"

ed: joe jackson was banned for much much less ...

I have no idea what that means, but ode needs more beer. :D:

Daver
05-29-2004, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by ode to veeck
Sox BPB: Ode opens another Corona

Ode the beer holden philospher: "sox are 1.5 games behiind the wrong sox for best in mlb ...

"syllogism:

"(a) even ode hadn't had enough beer to see that halos don't have 1 billion dollar payroll, just a longer Barto contract,

"(b) Boston must have 699.020 Billion Payroll

"(ab) difference between 30-18 and 29-19 is 699 billion per 1.5 game lead (or 500 billion per game lead), was it worth it?!"

ed: joe jackson was banned for much much less ...

Translation;


Ode has had one to many.


:bandance:

FarWestChicago
05-29-2004, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Daver
Translation;


Ode has had one to many.


:bandance: I've never seen that happen before.

hose
05-29-2004, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by 1951Campbell
...only two teams in baseball have a better record than the Sox.


Boston, New York, and Anaheim = 3 teams.......I looked. :D:

Cellview22
05-29-2004, 12:50 AM
Tomorrow it'll be 2 :D: .

What a perfect way to start off the long Memorial Day weekend! I might just stay up all night..

ode to veeck
05-29-2004, 01:04 AM
Oh cmon, it wasn't THAT hard to follow ... (from Chisox7's 700 billion proposition, that is) ... back to logic class for you folks ....

hint: it wasn't technically a syllogism, maybe thats where you got lost.

ode to veeck
05-29-2004, 01:06 AM
damn yankees and their 5 game win streak snuck in, guess their extra 300 billion over boston is gonna start to pay off now ...

voodoochile
05-29-2004, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by ode to veeck
Oh cmon, it wasn't THAT hard to follow ... back to logic class for you folks ....

hint: it wasn't technically a syllogism, maybe thats where you got lost.

Okay, I don't really need an explanation, but can you please tell the plumber and the Ops manager what a syllogism is?

:bandance:

ode to veeck
05-29-2004, 01:18 AM
syllogism = two dependent or independent propositions (statements) followed by a "aha' "therefore" conclusion,

e.g.

"a is b"

"b is c,

"therefore, a is c"

this much is clear, however it is only a small beginning ...

many variants of dependence and qualification to follow in a one semester class on the "syllogism" variations starting with

"some chat is dumb"

"all WSI chat is benefical to sox wins'

"some flubs are dum dums"

" therefore, no WSI chat is ever flubbie dum dum and no flubbie dumm dumn numnuts are allowed in chat, ... simple?"

I got lost myself on the last one and will have to retake the class myself, but ... I'll start 1st with another beer ... pur another glass of wine and I'll start this part over ...

after a semester of this basic deductive logic, then we move on to inductive logic & then to ...

pearso66
05-29-2004, 01:46 AM
Man voodoo and Ode need to drink more often and then post, some of these threads are the funniest things i've ever seen

DSpivack
05-29-2004, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by pearso66
Man voodoo and Ode need to drink more often and then post, some of these threads are the funniest things i've ever seen

Amen to that, not encouraging alcoholism, of course

TheBull19
05-29-2004, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by DSpivack
Amen to that, not encouraging alcoholism, of course

Why not?

DSpivack
05-29-2004, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by TheBull19
Why not?

So I don't get sued?

Whitesox029
05-29-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by 1951Campbell
...only two teams in baseball have a better record than the Sox.
Damn....shouldn't have looked....

guillen4life13
05-29-2004, 09:03 PM
:D: :gulp: :gulp: Ode is such a freak! God! If Ode is a freak, then I am normal. Somehow that doesn't quite make sense to me. Is this a syllogism or whatever it is? :D: