05-16-2004, 06:43 PM
I don't know how many of you are familiar with the Simpson's episode where Homer uses Demoxinil to grow hair and immediately gets promoted, but I was watching the game today, and Konerko's growing bald patch reminded me of it. Perhaps there is a direct correlation between his thinning hair and his thinning performance? 2000, slightly thin... great year. 03, confirmed bald area... rotten year. 04, better keep the hat on... and another crappy May. Coincidence? maybe, or maybe we should all pitch in and get Paul some Rogaine!