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1951Campbell
05-05-2004, 12:12 PM
According to Gary Miller of ESPN, Moises Alou urinates on his hands, in lieu of using batting gloves. I'm just sayin' is all...

Frater Perdurabo
05-05-2004, 12:54 PM
Fits in perfectly at the Urinal, where fans wash their hands in urine.

WinningUgly!
05-05-2004, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by 1951Campbell
According to Gary Miller of ESPN, Moises Alou urinates on his hands, in lieu of using batting gloves. I'm just sayin' is all...

Gary Miller would know. He is ESPN's urination expert. :)

StillMissOzzie
05-05-2004, 01:26 PM
They mentioned this story in the Cubune today, too. Moises also mentioned that there are others in the Scrub clubhouse who do the same thing!!!

Even more hilarious was Moises' dismay that he thought that this whole conversation was "off the record".

Maybe we've got the making for a new chant for Moises when the Scrubs come to USCF:

"WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS!"

SMO
:gulp:

Frater Perdurabo
05-05-2004, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by StillMissOzzie
Even more hilarious was Moises' dismay that he thought that this whole conversation was "off the record".


Was Moises pissed off that his quotes were made public? :D:

1951Campbell
05-05-2004, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by StillMissOzzie
"WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS!"


Perfect! Let's try and remember that one.

Viva Magglio
05-05-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!
Gary Miller would know. He is ESPN's urination expert. :)

That's right. Wasn't Miller was once collared in Cleveland for urinating out of a window?

ScottyTheSoxFan
05-05-2004, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by StillMissOzzie
They mentioned this story in the Cubune today, too. Moises also mentioned that there are others in the Scrub clubhouse who do the same thing!!!

Even more hilarious was Moises' dismay that he thought that this whole conversation was "off the record".

Maybe we've got the making for a new chant for Moises when the Scrubs come to USCF:

"WASH YOUR HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS!"

SMO
:gulp:

i like that! i wish i had tix to the sox cubs games because the chants would be great. there should be one for every player on the cubs.

ScottyTheSoxFan
05-05-2004, 03:25 PM
heres the link (http://chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/cs-040504cubsurine,1,76125.story?coll=cs-cubs-headlines)

hose
05-05-2004, 04:55 PM
Is that pine tar on Alou's bat?

Foulke You
05-05-2004, 05:26 PM
That is absolutely nasty and fits in with all the sloven pigs that incorporate Wrigley's bathrooms.

:woo-woo
"I've urinated on more than just my hands."

jenmcm76
05-05-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by WinningUgly!
Gary Miller would know. He is ESPN's urination expert. :)

I thought Mark Schlereth was ESPN's urination expert... He admitted a couple of years ago that he (and a number of other NFL players) often peed in their uniform pants during games due to lack of bathroom breaks. It became a problem during one game (post pee-pee) when he had to fill in at center for an injured teammate. Ewwww......

:)

DrCrawdad
05-05-2004, 10:06 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art/floodwood7.gif

Hondo
05-05-2004, 10:21 PM
I wonder if being in Chicago Moistes learned this little trick from hanging out with R. Kelly.

GoSox2K3
05-05-2004, 10:45 PM
Did you see this story on Channel 9 tonight? It was one of their main news stories (about 10 minutes into the newscast). Cubs-mania is really out of control in Chicago if we're reduced to talking about Cub player's pre-game urine rituals.

Alou must really hate those troughs they have at Wrigley Field to resort to this!

Unregistered
05-05-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by GoSox2K3
Did you see this story on Channel 9 tonight? It was one of their main news stories (about 10 minutes into the newscast). Cubs-mania is really out of control in Chicago if we're reduced to talking about Cub player's pre-game urine rituals.

Alou must really hate those troughs they have at Wrigley Field to resort to this! Wow, and to think... only 3 threads were started because of this! :o:

Orta 4-6-3
05-06-2004, 11:35 AM
Is Moises pissed because somebody leaked the story on how he became a spray hitter? :?:

1951Campbell
05-06-2004, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Orta 4-6-3
Is Moises pissed because somebody leaked the story on how he became a spray hitter? :?:

In a word...oui.

ScottyTheSoxFan
06-08-2004, 09:34 PM
I know this is an old subject... but this pic is just too funny!

ScottyTheSoxFan
06-08-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by ScottyTheSoxFan
I know this is an old subject... but this pic is just too funny!

heres the caption

"Moises Alou #18 of the Chicago Cubs sprays Alex Gonzalez #8 in the locker room after the Chicago Cubs defeated the Atlanta Braves 5-1 during Game 5 of the National League Division Series between the Chicago Cubs and the Atlanta Braves on October 5, 2003 at Turner Field in Atlanta, Georgia. (Photo by Brian Bahr/Getty Images)"

1951Campbell
06-08-2004, 10:27 PM
Ha! Classic.