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HebrewHammer
05-04-2004, 01:05 PM
[Guitar Intro:]
[Singers:]Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe!
[Lead Singer:]
What would Juan Uribe do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through. That's what Juan Uribe'd
do.
Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe!
When Juan Uribe was in the Olympics skating for the gold, he did two solchows and a triple lutz while wearing a
blindfold. When Juan Uribe was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire-breath and saved the maidens,
fair.
Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe!
So what would Juan Uribe'd do if he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two. That's what Juan Uribe'd do.
Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe!
When Juan Uribe traveled through time to the year 3010, he fought the evil robot king and saved us all agian. When Juan Uribe built the pyramids, he beat up Kounlah Khan! Cause Juan Uribe doesn't take s**t from an-y-bo-dy!
[Man In Back:]
No! Juan! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
[Singers:]
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. I've never seen a man eat
so many chicken wings. [man:]AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! AAAHHHH! I've never seen a man EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!! AAAHHHH!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! AAAHHHH!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO
MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!
Juan! Uribe! Juan! Uribe!
Juan Uribe was born on the planet of Krynuk. He came to Earth to save us all from borans and unstuck. Hideedodee!
Hideeday! Juan Uribe's here. So round up all your lasses and tell 'em they have no fears. Say, "Come over here my honey,
and come and I'll take off my pants. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you, cause that's what Juan Uribe'd do." Cause
that's what Juan Uribe'd DO!

Baby Fisk
05-04-2004, 01:42 PM
Jello Biafra! Is that you?!?! :cool:

SSN721
05-04-2004, 02:15 PM
:) Very nice.

depy48
05-04-2004, 02:24 PM
Juan Uribe will never be Brian Botano

looks like we have some Southpark fans here...

Tekijawa
05-04-2004, 02:26 PM
Those is the tightest rhymes since Fistacuff's "Turn My Headphones up!"

SSN721
05-04-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Tekijawa
Those is the tightest rhymes since Fistacuff's "Turn My Headphones up!"

lol :D:

HebrewHammer
05-04-2004, 02:45 PM
I've been trying to decide, is Juan Uribe the Brian Boitano of baseball or is Brian Boitano the Juan Uribe of figure skating?

southsidegirl
05-04-2004, 06:08 PM
That is the exact humor that totally cracks me up. Good job!

Hondo
05-04-2004, 06:09 PM
Yeah Juan Uribe does rock pretty hard.
We need to create a real ultimate power type site for Uribe.

batmanZoSo
05-04-2004, 06:20 PM
I roomed with Brian Boitano at prep school.

(Nothing happened...)

--Family Guy

munchman33
05-04-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by batmanZoSo
I roomed with Brian Boitano at prep school.

(Nothing happened...)

--Family Guy

LOL

SSN721
05-05-2004, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by Hondo
Yeah Juan Uribe does rock pretty hard.
We need to create a real ultimate power type site for Uribe.

Thats a hell of an idea, someone should get cracking on that.