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Tekijawa
04-30-2004, 04:20 PM
This was inspired by the Pierzynski thread earlier...

I'd have to go with Robert Fick, although he'd probably sneak up on me while I was waiting my turn and sucker punch me from behind and then spike me while I was on the ground!

ScottyTheSoxFan
04-30-2004, 04:21 PM
torii hunter. hes a little punk

SpartanSoxFan
04-30-2004, 04:21 PM
Sammy Sosa, without a doubt.

Maybe Derek Jeter if Sosa was busy corking his bat or juicing up...hehe.

Baby Fisk
04-30-2004, 04:23 PM
Definitely Fick, then just before taking a shot at him, I would ask my "stand in", Frank Thomas, to do the honours for me. :cool:


:hurt
"What's my name?! What's my name?!"

:fick
*beaten unconscious*

Foulke You
04-30-2004, 04:25 PM
Torii Hunter. Arrogant, cocky, SOB. Can't stand the guy.

Sammy Sosa comes in a close second place. If I could pick and choose the time, it would be as Sammy is coming out of the dugout for his curtain call after his home run routine. To just come out of nowhere and clothesline him after that would be perfect. :D:

Unregistered
04-30-2004, 04:27 PM
Mark me down for Joe(Ker) Randa. I'd wipe that greasy smile off his face in no time... :D:

nasox
04-30-2004, 04:28 PM
not sox related, bonds, jeter
sox related, i'd take my bat to fick then sosa, and as a finishing touch, JR. man that would be fun...:sigh:

Brian26
04-30-2004, 04:29 PM
Is Bobby Higgenson still around? He's got an ass-kicking coming.

alohafri
04-30-2004, 04:33 PM
No question, it would have to be scammin' shammy...and I'd use a nice corked bat. If I was the violent type, that is. :D:




---Mrs. Aloha

batmanZoSo
04-30-2004, 04:34 PM
Like I said in the other thread, I would love to clock Pierzyniski across the face.

Jerko
04-30-2004, 04:38 PM
Scammy over AJ, easy. AJ LIKES when people think he's being a prick, whereas it would just KILL Scammy if everybody didn't just love him.

cheeses_h_rice
04-30-2004, 04:39 PM
:nandrolone

cburns
04-30-2004, 04:39 PM
id like to put nolan ryan in a headlock

batmanZoSo
04-30-2004, 04:42 PM
I'd also like to take a swing at that California boy Ventura.

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/nolanventura.jpg

SoxFan76
04-30-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by cburns
id like to put nolan ryan in a headlock

Hey, it's Robin Ventura.

SoxFan76
04-30-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by batmanZoSo
I'd also like to take a swing at that California boy Ventura.

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/nolanventura.jpg

Beat me to it

nlentz88
04-30-2004, 05:07 PM
I was going to say Kerry Wood, but then I remembered someone else who deserves a beat down even more: Mariotti. I'd wipe that smug grin right off his face! Let's see how good he is at bad-mouthing the Sox when his jaw is wired shut.

onenine19
04-30-2004, 05:20 PM
Doug Mientkiewicz - that weak hitting all talk SOB

soltrain21
04-30-2004, 05:21 PM
Torii Hunter

Unregistered
04-30-2004, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by nlentz88
I was going to say Kerry Wood, but then I remembered someone else who deserves a beat down even more: Mariotti. I'd wipe that smug grin right off his face! Let's see how good he is at bad-mouthing the Sox when his jaw is wired shut. :moron
"Nice try, also-rans! Breaking my jaw would only kick my latest delicious anti-Sox essay into overdrive! I'll type with the force of a Herculean Sammy Sosa blast onto the tree lined streets of Wrigleyville, yet remain completely unbiased at the same time!"

pjthesox13
04-30-2004, 05:26 PM
I'll be the first on this one:

Alex "I make too much money" Rodriguez

hose
04-30-2004, 05:55 PM
American League- Doug" the Sox fans don't deserve the All-Star game "Meinkevitzkwyz.


National League- Pierzinski


tv- Giangreco

radio- Don Wade

print- Moronotti

mann
04-30-2004, 06:27 PM
If anyone in baseball is elligable than I gotta go with Tom Gamboa. <end joke>

I would throw the "This thread sucks" guy here if I knew where it was. Seriously, guys, this thread is lame.

BearSox
04-30-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by hose
American League- Doug" the Sox fans don't deserve the All-Star game "Meinkevitzkwyz.


National League- Pierzinski


tv- Giangreco

radio- Don Wade

print- Moronotti

I'm not familiar with Don Wade, what is his deal?

batmanZoSo
04-30-2004, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
:moron
"Nice try, also-rans! Breaking my jaw would only kick my latest delicious anti-Sox essay into overdrive! I'll type with the force of a Herculean Sammy Sosa blast onto the tree lined streets of Wrigleyville, yet remain completely unbiased at the same time!"

I can smell that awkward Mariotti prose from a mile away. Nice work. :smile:

pjthesox13
04-30-2004, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by hose
American League- Doug" the Sox fans don't deserve the All-Star game "Meinkevitzkwyz.


National League- Pierzinski


tv- Giangreco

radio- Don Wade

print- Moronotti


I think for Radio it would have to be Rome as shown when Jim Everett tried it!

ScottyTheSoxFan
04-30-2004, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by mann
If anyone in baseball is elligable than I gotta go with Tom Gamboa. <end joke>

I would throw the "This thread sucks" guy here if I knew where it was. Seriously, guys, this thread is lame.

i dissagree. i think it was just intended to be a fun thread. die hard fans like most of us do develop hatred for some players. were just talking about it. plus, would you rather be reading another thread about low attendance or how the cubs get more attention? i wouldn't.

pjthesox13
04-30-2004, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by ScottyTheSoxFan
i dissagree. i think it was just intended to be a fun thread. die hard fans like most of us do develop hatred for some players. were just talking about it. plus, would you rather be reading another thread about low attendance or how the cubs get more attention? i wouldn't.

Agreed, it's venting our combine hatred, where is could we do this other than therapy?

hose
04-30-2004, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by BearSox
I'm not familiar with Don Wade, what is his deal?


Don Wade aka weasel face is a Rush Limbaugh radio wanabe...minus the drug addiction.

mann
04-30-2004, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by ScottyTheSoxFan
i dissagree. i think it was just intended to be a fun thread. die hard fans like most of us do develop hatred for some players. were just talking about it. plus, would you rather be reading another thread about low attendance or how the cubs get more attention? i wouldn't.

Alright. I get that. Don't get me wrong, I'm always one of the first to call for the bean ball and, though I don't need any free shots, there are a select few players I wouldn't mind squaring off against. I just don't want to be subpeonaed when this thread is Exhibit A next time some ahole gets on the field.

nasox
04-30-2004, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by mann
I would throw the "This thread sucks" guy here if I knew where it was. Seriously, guys, this thread is lame.

Even though I like the thread, the "this thread sucks" guy is under the "get more" link in the box marked tags. This tag box is located left of the text box in the post reply/reply to topic page. Click on the get more link and then scroll through the couple hundred tags there are.

DrummerGeorgefan
04-30-2004, 08:20 PM
I'd swing, like my hero growing up Fisk, at anyone who does not run out a pop up or someone who admires their homeruns. Just run darn you

NonetheLoaiza
04-30-2004, 08:22 PM
:chimp or :jaime

caray's play by play is terrible and jaime...well...just looking at his picture makes you wanna punch him.

ndgt10
04-30-2004, 08:27 PM
National League: CARLOS ZAMBRANO

American League: TIM SALMON

soxwon
04-30-2004, 09:06 PM
kerry wood slighly over sammy
wood is a average pitcher, big ego, has all of cubdom fooled, hes a jerko a #1

FarWestChicago
04-30-2004, 09:16 PM
:nandrolone

voodoochile
04-30-2004, 09:21 PM
I'll take Eddie Gaedel. Hey, I don't want to get my ass kicked afterwards... :D:

Realist
04-30-2004, 09:40 PM
I'll give you my answer when the Cubs sign Bill Wirtz as their closer.

alohafri
04-30-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
Mark me down for Joe(Ker) Randa. I'd wipe that greasy smile off his face in no time... :D:

No!!! I have been calling him Smilin' Joe for years! I can't believe anyone else has noticed!

Whitesox029
04-30-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Tekijawa
This was inspired by the Pierzynski thread earlier...

I'd have to go with Robert Fick, although he'd probably sneak up on me while I was waiting my turn and sucker punch me from behind and then spike me while I was on the ground!
First off.....
:threadrules:
Second, may I point out that somewhere between the sucker punch and the spike you might get the finger
Third, I would have to go with Mike Cameron, who thinks he's too good for the South Side.

Whitesox029
04-30-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by alohafri
No!!! I have been calling him Smilin' Joe for years! I can't believe anyone else has noticed!
Though Mr. Randa is also high on my list. And yes, I also have called him Mr. Perpetual, annoying smile

ScottyTheSoxFan
04-30-2004, 11:37 PM
1. torii hunter - cant wear his hat right, cant spell his name right, and is just a downright little punkass bitch.
2. mark prior - for being so great and cocky, he only has like 25 career wins.
3. any bleacher bum
4. omar visquel - has just killed the sox w/ defense for years
5. paul o'neal - cant explain it, i just always hated him.

Jeremy
05-01-2004, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Realist
I'll give you my answer when the Cubs sign Bill Wirtz as their closer.

I would assasinate Wirtz, but I would punch this a-hole

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407578.jpg

fuzzy_patters
05-01-2004, 01:18 AM
Mentgaybich from the Twins.

illinibk
05-01-2004, 01:34 AM
Bret Boone...That bat flip after a home run for a littly punk like him sure is annoying.

StockdaleForVeep
05-01-2004, 02:40 AM
http://www.musicfanclubs.org/garthoholic/news/Padres.jpg or
http://www.cnnsi.com/baseball/mlb/news/1999/06/24/twins_whitesox/t1_caruso_ap_01.jpg

santo=dorf
05-01-2004, 03:51 AM
Nomar

Botch

Zambrano

Bonds

Jacque Jones

hose
05-01-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by alohafri
No!!! I have been calling him Smilin' Joe for years! I can't believe anyone else has noticed!


Randa's face has been brought up numerous times.

SoxBoy14
05-01-2004, 09:54 AM
Mark Prior, just to get him on the DL longer so the flub fans can cry for their savior.

vegyrex
05-01-2004, 10:53 AM
Bonds. :angry:

Kuzman
05-01-2004, 12:17 PM
JR

SoxBoy14
05-01-2004, 12:19 PM
man, if sosa ever got mugged and beaten the blame would be on some drunk sox fan befor you could say "wasnt me"

ScottyTheSoxFan
05-01-2004, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by SoxBoy14
man, if sosa ever got mugged and beaten the blame would be on some drunk sox fan befor you could say "wasnt me"

true, but there is a good chance it would be true this time. :smile:

stockonline2
05-01-2004, 02:23 PM
I'm gonna go with Kerry Wood or as Flub fans call him "Woods". He's a cocky SOB who's extremely overrated.

LASOXFAN
05-01-2004, 02:34 PM
Most enjoyable thread I've read in a long time.

Without a doubt metal mouth Torii. Ever since that episode with Howry I absolutely root for this guy to get beaned each and every time he steps into the box.

the best part was Rooney and Farmer essentially calling Torii a puss for not going after Howry until someone was standing between them. Bobby never left the mound but he would've laid some serious Texas hurtin' on that punk.

basilesox
05-01-2004, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by LASOXFAN
Most enjoyable thread I've read in a long time.

Without a doubt metal mouth Torii. Ever since that episode with Howry I absolutely root for this guy to get beaned each and every time he steps into the box.

the best part was Rooney and Farmer essentially calling Torii a puss for not going after Howry until someone was standing between them. Bobby never left the mound but he would've laid some serious Texas hurtin' on that punk.

I liked Bobby Howry. I always thought he was solid. Whatever happened to him. He pretty much dropped of the face of the earth. I haven't heard his name in a long time.

mjmcend
05-01-2004, 08:15 PM
There are a bunch I wouldn't mind laying in to.

I think my number one would have to be the obvious choice in sosa though.

HomeFish
05-01-2004, 08:17 PM
Danny Wright.

hempsox
05-01-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by HomeFish
Danny Wright.

Took the words right out of my mouth. This guy sucks!

WSox8404
05-01-2004, 09:16 PM
ZAMBRANO!!! Then when I get done biffing him in the face, I would point to the heavens.

jlh0023
05-01-2004, 09:27 PM
The Entire Yankee Line-up (just because Shammy seems to be too obvious of a choice)