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inta
04-30-2004, 04:37 AM
were my eyes deceiving me tonight? or did koch shave off that stupid soul patch?

Clembasbal
04-30-2004, 10:41 AM
I'm prety positive that he still had it, but trimmed it. He had it since he played for Clemson.

It is stupid, but it kind of gives him an edge...we all know that he can't pitch so he needs to scare batters somehow.

JohnBasedowYoda
04-30-2004, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Clembasbal
I'm prety positive that he still had it, but trimmed it. He had it since he played for Clemson.

It is stupid, but it kind of gives him an edge...we all know that he can't pitch so he needs to scare batters somehow.

Or make them giggle

JohnJeter
04-30-2004, 11:49 AM
Is it considered a soul patch when you let it grow down to, um, billy goat length? I thought a soul patch was more just the "patch" a la Dizzy Gillespie and Frank Zappa.

Worse facial hair in the majors? Between Rowand, Koch, Wunsch, and Buehrle, just might be the Sox. Although, has Buehrle cleaned it up a bit?

DrummerGeorgefan
04-30-2004, 12:03 PM
Worst facial hair team ever had to be the 93 Phillies. All out grunge...nothing spectacular

The Sox seem to have the market on goat beards and angled sideburns

fuzzy_patters
04-30-2004, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by DrummerGeorgefan
Worst facial hair team ever had to be the 93 Phillies. All out grunge...nothing spectacular

The Sox seem to have the market on goat beards and angled sideburns Bring back Rocky Biddle!

Clembasbal
04-30-2004, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by fuzzy_patters
Bring back Rocky Biddle!

I know you wrote that in teal, but that wouldn't be a bad decision. He is great out of the pen and is solid. Plus he does have some sweet facial hair.

I think Todd Walker has the worst facial hair in baseball, either grow a beard or shave...the guy looks like a bum.

Jeremy
04-30-2004, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by DrummerGeorgefan
Worst facial hair team ever had to be the 93 Phillies. All out grunge...nothing spectacular

The Sox seem to have the market on goat beards and angled sideburns


good point-

goat beards: Koch, Rowand, Garland, Wunsch

angled sideburns: Buehrle, Takatsu, Loaiza

nasox
04-30-2004, 01:19 PM
worst hair is johnny damon. Geez, I cringe when I look at him. Talk about a bad decision.

soltrain21
04-30-2004, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by nasox
worst hair is johnny damon. Geez, I cringe when I look at him. Talk about a bad decision.

No dice, Damon looks awesome.


Garland has a soulpatch going on once in a while too, doesn't he? And let us not forget Magg's highlighted hair.

batmanZoSo
04-30-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by JohnJeter
Is it considered a soul patch when you let it grow down to, um, billy goat length? I thought a soul patch was more just the "patch" a la Dizzy Gillespie and Frank Zappa.

Worse facial hair in the majors? Between Rowand, Koch, Wunsch, and Buehrle, just might be the Sox. Although, has Buehrle cleaned it up a bit?

Buehrle has the best beard in baseball. It's trimmed short so it's not old-manish. It's also not trendy like a Rocky Biddle.

We do have a lot of curious facial hair though. Loaiza has a goatee with sideburns past the ear that fan out at the bottom. Garland also has sideburns and that stupid patch of hair below his lip. Rowand and Koch (forgive me here) but they both look like p-----s with that chin thing they got going on.

Palehose13
04-30-2004, 02:01 PM
Except for Koch, I love the looks our guys have. BTW...Rowand is hot. (I didn't think so til I saw him out of uni at soxfest) Yes, this is coming from a gay girl so I have no idea if I have credibility or not. :o:

Rocky Soprano
04-30-2004, 02:04 PM
I think Maggs needs to do somethiing about his hair. Yet my fiancee thinks he is SO SEXY!

Rush20
04-30-2004, 02:11 PM
Looks like Konerko grew out his goatee (Van Dyke?) a little more this year too. I think the SOX lead the majors in facial hair. The manager even has some!

Perhaps they should all adopt the Amish look - no mustache, just chin beards.... :smile:

rmusacch
04-30-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Clembasbal
I know you wrote that in teal, but that wouldn't be a bad decision. He is great out of the pen and is solid. Plus he does have some sweet facial hair.

I think Todd Walker has the worst facial hair in baseball, either grow a beard or shave...the guy looks like a bum.

I think Johnny Damon may have something to say about that.

fuzzy_patters
04-30-2004, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by nasox
worst hair is johnny damon. Geez, I cringe when I look at him. Talk about a bad decision.

I think Ted Kaczynski is his barber.

Realist
04-30-2004, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Palehose13
Except for Koch, I love the looks our guys have. BTW...Rowand is hot. (I didn't think so til I saw him out of uni at soxfest) Yes, this is coming from a gay girl so I have no idea if I have credibility or not. :o:

A gay friend of mine was always pointing out really hot girls and I'd accuse him of being a "latent heterosexual". His reply would always be, "We're all latent something". :D:

Your opinion is as good as anybody's. :smile:

Palehose13
04-30-2004, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Realist
A gay friend of mine was always pointing out really hot girls and I'd accuse him of being a "latent heterosexual". His reply would always be, "We're all latent something". :D:


LOL...funny stuff.

southsidegirl
04-30-2004, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by soltrain21
No dice, Damon looks awesome.


Garland has a soulpatch going on once in a while too, doesn't he? And let us not forget Magg's highlighted hair.

They both look good though. It's not too extreme or loud.

HomeFish
04-30-2004, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by fuzzy_patters
I think Ted Kaczynski is his barber.

Yes, his barber being dead for a few years may explain it... :smile:

Willie Harris has a little moustache nowdays. I think it looks entirely out of place.

DrummerGeorgefan
04-30-2004, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by HomeFish


Willie Harris has a little moustache nowdays. I think it looks entirely out of place.

Not as out of place as him in the lead off spot!

If its gonna be moustache's how about Jose's 80s porn stash

ScottyTheSoxFan
04-30-2004, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by HomeFish
Willie Harris has a little moustache nowdays. I think it looks entirely out of place.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407483.jpg
definitely looks a little weird on wee willie. plus that smirk, there is just something sneaky about it. maybe he is hiding something (possibly his ability to get on base)

Jeremy
05-01-2004, 01:07 AM
http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/images/players/mugshot/ph_407483.jpg
He looks just like Dave Chapelle there.