JOE CARTER AT HIS WORST

[HootieMcBoob]

AHHH I can't stand Joe Carter - listen to some of the stuff he said in today's game:

(After a long rain delay and the game picked up w/ a 2-1 count to Hundley...)

:carter
Boy, Todd's been hanging in there for a while... a 119 minute at bat!!!

and...

:chimp
Hey, Kerry Lightenberg (Braves relief pitcher) is a smart man. He graduated from Minnesota w/ a degree in Chemical Engineering.

:carter
Yes, and he's putting it to good use out there now!!!

[stosh]

Yes he is quite annoying. Hey all, check out those empty seats at Wrigley! Beautiful isn't it. So much for those diehard Flub fans that like to shove it our face for not selling out. Think ESPN will show that on their highlights? Doubtful. I wonder what Moronotti will write about now, being the Flubs are all but done for the division race. I didn't think Atlanta looked that good last week but they're doing a number now. Cards winning big also, 3rd place here we come

[HootieMcBoob]

:carter
How 'bout the cubs do this thing right here.

:chimp
Sure, I'm all up for a 7-run inning. But the problem is Ricky or Sammy or Stairs can't hit a 7-run homer to win it.

:carter
Yes, but they can the second time around in the order! Let's go you cubbies!!!

[CerberusWG]

:chimp

Hey, all we need is a few Grand Slams and we're right back in this thing!