Hangar18
03-27-2004, 05:43 PM
I stopped by the local Dominicks over on Ashland & Archer
last nite to get some things for a BBQ. In a hurry and in a frazzled mood, I walked thru the revolving doors to see a hulking gentleman sitting at a table with a bunch of Sox hats & Tshirts, along with Cub hats. The guy looked exactly like
that rapper "Heavy D". Anyway, Heavy D is sitting at the table, merrily talking to anyone walking in. Hes selling subscriptions for a newspaper and is wearing one of the Flubby hats. He sees me coming in and Instinctively asks me If Id like a cubs hat or a Sox hat today, holding a cub hat in his hand and gesturing towards it. I stop in my tracks and give him a smirk, and thats when he Notices that Im wearing my SOX Jacket (per my Slap-Chicago-Media-In-the-face sanctions) We had the Following Annoying if not Comical exchange.
heavyD: I see you a whitesox fan
Hangar: Of course man........Shouldnt YOU be wearing a Sox Hat man, you realize your on the SouthSide right?
heavyD: awwww man.....the sox aint sh**
Hangar: (laughs) Yeah, thats how come we took 4 out of 6
last year right?
heavyD: You know that aint gonna happen this year man, we got maddux now
Hangar: So you think Maddux is going to take you guys all the way?
heavyD: Yeah man, Look how close we got last year, this is the year man. cubs goin to the world series man
Hangar: You guys said that in 1989 remember? and you said that in 1990. and you guys said that in 1991. and you said it again in 1992 .....(people are watching us now, and laughing)
heavyd: aww man..........Whitesox fans just hatin man....
Why you hate the Cubs so much man.....you should cheer for us
Hangar: I cant stand that team. The lying media makes you think theyve got all these world championships. They Helped get rid of the last Commissioner in baseball, thats one of the reasons I hate that team ...........
heavyd: come on man, when did that happen?........ you just hatin because you know the Cubs are the most popular team in the world
Hangar: In the world? your crazy....who told you that?
heavyD: yeah man...people love the cubs man....Look at all the Cub hats I gave away today.....I only have these left now (points to a few cub hats) if Y'all SOX fans were so HardCore, how come Y'all aint taking no SOX hats from me then? (shows me about 5 cub hats left, no tshirts left, and about 15 sox hats and a fewsox tshirts on the table)
Hangar: The reason SOX fans arent taking your hats man, IS Because SOX FANS ALREADY OWN ALL THE MERCHANDISE, WERE NOT ALL JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON
(some people start laughing in the store with my comment, a guy walks by and yells "cubs suck")
HeavyD: ok man, you pretty funny, but I'll bet you dont even have a Sox Hat yourself
Hangar: Matter of Fact, I have TWO of them in the car right now
(hangar walks to his car, which luckily was in the 1st row by the doors, and retrieves his hat)
HeavyD: (sees hat on Hangar) Ok man, I see you do have a hat now ......... I see you must be a real fan, but how come the rest of Y'all dont go to the games, empty ass stadium (laughs)
Cubs have the most loyal fans, look at all of our games that are sold out. man weve been selling out games since .......
Hangar: yeah, SOld out. Cub fans are sell-outs (laughs)
HeavyD: Then how come ya'll dont go to the games?
Hangar: First of all you realize cub fans dont go to watch the games right? they go there to Mack on chicks, and chicks go there because they want to meet guys. THE ONLY REASONS MAN
HeavyD: Man you Crazy, cub fans support they team, and they know whats up
Hangar: Yeah? then name me 5 pitchers on your team
HeavyD: Wood, Prior.............(thinking aloud)..........Maddux
..................(continues thinking)
Hangar: Man.....you cant even tell me whos on your team (laughs out loudly)
HeavyD: Alfonseca, Clement ..........(thinking)
Hangar: (laughs Loudly again) man, you realize AlFATSeca aint on the team anymore right? (laughs)
HeavyD: he aint?
Hangar: (laughs) see what I mean man? Why dont you tell me who your thirdbaseman was last year ??
HeavyD: man thats easy ....................(stumbles with thoughts)
Hangar: (waits for HeavyD's answer) OK.....I'll make it easier......tell me ANY thirdbaseman from the last 5 years then ....
HeavyD: damn............what the F*** was that dudes name....
(getting agitated he cant name a player, and that people are watching us)
Hangar: Bellhorn was your thirdbaseman man ......
HeavyD: Oh yeah, thats right! ok man , you got me on that one, but you still know ya'll dont be going to the games
Hangar: yeah, how do you know this? you read the papers?
HeavyD: hell yeah I read the papers, they talk about it
Hangar: did it occur to you that the papers might be lying? or stretching the truth?
HeavyD: come on man ...........now you talking crazy
Hangar: Think about it......WHO OWNS THE CUBS?
HeavyD: wgn owns the cubs....
Hangar: well, yes. but the TRIBUNE OWNS THE CUBS, and TRIB also Owns WGN. Dont you think they want to HYPE their Product up all the time and televise their games all the time?
HeavyD: Ok, but thats good for the cubs man ...
Hangar: Ever hear of Public Enemy?
HeavyD: hell yeah, my man flavor flav .......
Hangar: You know that song "Dont believe the Hype?"
HeavyD: (starts laughing) ok I see where you going with this...
Hangar: you do? let me tell you something, cub fans dont know sh*t, SOX FANS are the most hardcore in this town, and probably in baseball
HeavyD: Thats why you guys dont go to the games right?
look, all I know is We going to the world series man, then we'll see who the real team is
Hangar: Man, how can you get to the series if theres a CURSE?
HeavyD: Man.....we got rid of that curse .....
Hangar: How? by some niteclub buying the ball and giving themselves Publicity so you foolish fans could come out and think the curse is over? hahahahahahahah The curse was started with a GOAT remember?
HeavyD: Oh yeah man.....you right about that, that was some bull S**** stuff right there with that ball, but look I wasnt all into that, I just knew they was blowing up the ball ........
Hangar: (laughs) man, Curse Once Inflicted Can Never Be Lifted. ever hear that saying? its true, and the way I figure it, most CUrses last at LEAST 150 years .........so you and I wont see a cub world series for at least another 6o something years....
HeavyD: 60something years? more than that dont you think?
the curse started in 1969
Hangar: are you kidding me?
HeavyD: yeah, they wouldnt let that dumbass goat into a game in 1969 ......
Hangar: (laughing again) man....your just like a cubfan, dont even know your teams History ........The curse was ina worldseries .........from 1945
HeavyD: for real?
Hangar: Yeah. and did you know you guys havnt had 2 winning seasons in a row since the 1970's? (laughs)
HeavyD: come on now man, now you faking, the cubs have been winning a lot the last 10yrs .......
Hangar: winning? you guys havnt had 2 winning seasons ina arow......thats the TRUTH..... hahahahaha
HeavyD: man, you know you lyin (laughs) weve been winning a lot the last few yrs, just aint got nothin to show for it.
Maddux is here now man, why you think he came back here? He came cuz he wanted to go to the series again, and he knew the cubs .......were goin all the way. I love the cubs man ............
Hangar: Like I said, cub fans dont know what theyre talking about .........Maddux came here because No Other Team Wanted Him, you realize that right?
HeavyD: He said he came cuz cubs fans are the best in the world man .......the only reason he came back here
Hangar: WOuldnt you say that if noone wanted you also?
HeavyD: man.......Ok think about this. last years playoffs, was the most watched in the history of baseball man.....
in the HISTORY of baseball ......
Hangar: I dont know about that man, Who told you that? the CUBS? (laughs) .....
HeavyD: Yup man.....and know why? because the world loves the cubs man, thats why people wanted the cubs and the redsox in the series, because both teams Aint never been to the series
Hangar: Listen to you man. Believing the Hype. You know the REDSOX were in the 1986 world series right? So there you go......the Media Just got to you and made you believe all that bulljive .........
HeavyD: RedSox went in 86 ?? for real?
Hangar: yeah man, trust me. You just got BandWagoned
you know that right? SOX fans dont fall for the Hype, were smarter than that (laughs) Know what Happens when TOO MANY PEOPLE GET ON THE BANDWAGON RIGHT?
HeavyD: (thinks .....) what happens?
Hangar: The Wheels Break Off man ...... Just like Last Year
(Laughs loudly)
HeavyD: (sheepishly) Ok man...... Y'all know your baseball.....
but we going to the World Series man .......
Hangar: (walking away) NEVER. you will NEVER see a world series my man (laughs)
In case any of you want to meet this guy, hes at the Dominicks on Ashland thru Sunday he said. Another cub fan that doesnt know anything lol. Cubfan or not, he was a nice guy...........and sure was getting alot of subscriptions ....Just a little misguided about his choice of teams
last nite to get some things for a BBQ. In a hurry and in a frazzled mood, I walked thru the revolving doors to see a hulking gentleman sitting at a table with a bunch of Sox hats & Tshirts, along with Cub hats. The guy looked exactly like
that rapper "Heavy D". Anyway, Heavy D is sitting at the table, merrily talking to anyone walking in. Hes selling subscriptions for a newspaper and is wearing one of the Flubby hats. He sees me coming in and Instinctively asks me If Id like a cubs hat or a Sox hat today, holding a cub hat in his hand and gesturing towards it. I stop in my tracks and give him a smirk, and thats when he Notices that Im wearing my SOX Jacket (per my Slap-Chicago-Media-In-the-face sanctions) We had the Following Annoying if not Comical exchange.
heavyD: I see you a whitesox fan
Hangar: Of course man........Shouldnt YOU be wearing a Sox Hat man, you realize your on the SouthSide right?
heavyD: awwww man.....the sox aint sh**
Hangar: (laughs) Yeah, thats how come we took 4 out of 6
last year right?
heavyD: You know that aint gonna happen this year man, we got maddux now
Hangar: So you think Maddux is going to take you guys all the way?
heavyD: Yeah man, Look how close we got last year, this is the year man. cubs goin to the world series man
Hangar: You guys said that in 1989 remember? and you said that in 1990. and you guys said that in 1991. and you said it again in 1992 .....(people are watching us now, and laughing)
heavyd: aww man..........Whitesox fans just hatin man....
Why you hate the Cubs so much man.....you should cheer for us
Hangar: I cant stand that team. The lying media makes you think theyve got all these world championships. They Helped get rid of the last Commissioner in baseball, thats one of the reasons I hate that team ...........
heavyd: come on man, when did that happen?........ you just hatin because you know the Cubs are the most popular team in the world
Hangar: In the world? your crazy....who told you that?
heavyD: yeah man...people love the cubs man....Look at all the Cub hats I gave away today.....I only have these left now (points to a few cub hats) if Y'all SOX fans were so HardCore, how come Y'all aint taking no SOX hats from me then? (shows me about 5 cub hats left, no tshirts left, and about 15 sox hats and a fewsox tshirts on the table)
Hangar: The reason SOX fans arent taking your hats man, IS Because SOX FANS ALREADY OWN ALL THE MERCHANDISE, WERE NOT ALL JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON
(some people start laughing in the store with my comment, a guy walks by and yells "cubs suck")
HeavyD: ok man, you pretty funny, but I'll bet you dont even have a Sox Hat yourself
Hangar: Matter of Fact, I have TWO of them in the car right now
(hangar walks to his car, which luckily was in the 1st row by the doors, and retrieves his hat)
HeavyD: (sees hat on Hangar) Ok man, I see you do have a hat now ......... I see you must be a real fan, but how come the rest of Y'all dont go to the games, empty ass stadium (laughs)
Cubs have the most loyal fans, look at all of our games that are sold out. man weve been selling out games since .......
Hangar: yeah, SOld out. Cub fans are sell-outs (laughs)
HeavyD: Then how come ya'll dont go to the games?
Hangar: First of all you realize cub fans dont go to watch the games right? they go there to Mack on chicks, and chicks go there because they want to meet guys. THE ONLY REASONS MAN
HeavyD: Man you Crazy, cub fans support they team, and they know whats up
Hangar: Yeah? then name me 5 pitchers on your team
HeavyD: Wood, Prior.............(thinking aloud)..........Maddux
..................(continues thinking)
Hangar: Man.....you cant even tell me whos on your team (laughs out loudly)
HeavyD: Alfonseca, Clement ..........(thinking)
Hangar: (laughs Loudly again) man, you realize AlFATSeca aint on the team anymore right? (laughs)
HeavyD: he aint?
Hangar: (laughs) see what I mean man? Why dont you tell me who your thirdbaseman was last year ??
HeavyD: man thats easy ....................(stumbles with thoughts)
Hangar: (waits for HeavyD's answer) OK.....I'll make it easier......tell me ANY thirdbaseman from the last 5 years then ....
HeavyD: damn............what the F*** was that dudes name....
(getting agitated he cant name a player, and that people are watching us)
Hangar: Bellhorn was your thirdbaseman man ......
HeavyD: Oh yeah, thats right! ok man , you got me on that one, but you still know ya'll dont be going to the games
Hangar: yeah, how do you know this? you read the papers?
HeavyD: hell yeah I read the papers, they talk about it
Hangar: did it occur to you that the papers might be lying? or stretching the truth?
HeavyD: come on man ...........now you talking crazy
Hangar: Think about it......WHO OWNS THE CUBS?
HeavyD: wgn owns the cubs....
Hangar: well, yes. but the TRIBUNE OWNS THE CUBS, and TRIB also Owns WGN. Dont you think they want to HYPE their Product up all the time and televise their games all the time?
HeavyD: Ok, but thats good for the cubs man ...
Hangar: Ever hear of Public Enemy?
HeavyD: hell yeah, my man flavor flav .......
Hangar: You know that song "Dont believe the Hype?"
HeavyD: (starts laughing) ok I see where you going with this...
Hangar: you do? let me tell you something, cub fans dont know sh*t, SOX FANS are the most hardcore in this town, and probably in baseball
HeavyD: Thats why you guys dont go to the games right?
look, all I know is We going to the world series man, then we'll see who the real team is
Hangar: Man, how can you get to the series if theres a CURSE?
HeavyD: Man.....we got rid of that curse .....
Hangar: How? by some niteclub buying the ball and giving themselves Publicity so you foolish fans could come out and think the curse is over? hahahahahahahah The curse was started with a GOAT remember?
HeavyD: Oh yeah man.....you right about that, that was some bull S**** stuff right there with that ball, but look I wasnt all into that, I just knew they was blowing up the ball ........
Hangar: (laughs) man, Curse Once Inflicted Can Never Be Lifted. ever hear that saying? its true, and the way I figure it, most CUrses last at LEAST 150 years .........so you and I wont see a cub world series for at least another 6o something years....
HeavyD: 60something years? more than that dont you think?
the curse started in 1969
Hangar: are you kidding me?
HeavyD: yeah, they wouldnt let that dumbass goat into a game in 1969 ......
Hangar: (laughing again) man....your just like a cubfan, dont even know your teams History ........The curse was ina worldseries .........from 1945
HeavyD: for real?
Hangar: Yeah. and did you know you guys havnt had 2 winning seasons in a row since the 1970's? (laughs)
HeavyD: come on now man, now you faking, the cubs have been winning a lot the last 10yrs .......
Hangar: winning? you guys havnt had 2 winning seasons ina arow......thats the TRUTH..... hahahahaha
HeavyD: man, you know you lyin (laughs) weve been winning a lot the last few yrs, just aint got nothin to show for it.
Maddux is here now man, why you think he came back here? He came cuz he wanted to go to the series again, and he knew the cubs .......were goin all the way. I love the cubs man ............
Hangar: Like I said, cub fans dont know what theyre talking about .........Maddux came here because No Other Team Wanted Him, you realize that right?
HeavyD: He said he came cuz cubs fans are the best in the world man .......the only reason he came back here
Hangar: WOuldnt you say that if noone wanted you also?
HeavyD: man.......Ok think about this. last years playoffs, was the most watched in the history of baseball man.....
in the HISTORY of baseball ......
Hangar: I dont know about that man, Who told you that? the CUBS? (laughs) .....
HeavyD: Yup man.....and know why? because the world loves the cubs man, thats why people wanted the cubs and the redsox in the series, because both teams Aint never been to the series
Hangar: Listen to you man. Believing the Hype. You know the REDSOX were in the 1986 world series right? So there you go......the Media Just got to you and made you believe all that bulljive .........
HeavyD: RedSox went in 86 ?? for real?
Hangar: yeah man, trust me. You just got BandWagoned
you know that right? SOX fans dont fall for the Hype, were smarter than that (laughs) Know what Happens when TOO MANY PEOPLE GET ON THE BANDWAGON RIGHT?
HeavyD: (thinks .....) what happens?
Hangar: The Wheels Break Off man ...... Just like Last Year
(Laughs loudly)
HeavyD: (sheepishly) Ok man...... Y'all know your baseball.....
but we going to the World Series man .......
Hangar: (walking away) NEVER. you will NEVER see a world series my man (laughs)
In case any of you want to meet this guy, hes at the Dominicks on Ashland thru Sunday he said. Another cub fan that doesnt know anything lol. Cubfan or not, he was a nice guy...........and sure was getting alot of subscriptions ....Just a little misguided about his choice of teams