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WSox8404
03-04-2004, 03:55 PM
Come on people. I know there are more chants we can come up with for Sammy for when he comes to the Cell. We need some new, edgy ones. Any ideas?

soxwon
03-04-2004, 04:38 PM
i hear theres a new snack coming out called
corkroids named for shameeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fisk Fan
03-05-2004, 09:54 AM
Maybe everyone can sing the Armour Hot Dog song at a game. I know that Boers and Bernstien play that cut all the time and it still cracks me up!

Hot Dogs! Armour Hot Dogs! A quien le gusta Armour Hot Dogs? A los ninos? A las ninas...................So on and so forth.

white sox bill
03-05-2004, 10:07 AM
I always wanted to go to a flub bar with 2 other guys..you know the Miller Lite commercial where the two guys keep saying: "Taste Great" and "Less Filling"?

Us 3 could go back and forth when shammy come up to bat:

"Roid user!"
"Wife beater!"
"Cheater!"
and ignore all the dirty looks
Yell it like the guys in the beer commercial--funny!

jackbrohamer
03-05-2004, 10:08 AM
Last year at a Sox/Flub game I heard some guys chanting "Tropicana" when Sosa batted. Took me a while to figure out, but they were referring to his use of the "juice." Kind of obtuse but I got a laugh out of it

haganaga
03-05-2004, 01:13 PM
I was thinking of getting a chant going during the first sox/cubs game of:

"UP 3-1!!! UP 3-1!!! UP 3-1!!!"

StockdaleForVeep
03-05-2004, 02:06 PM
Will any of this work? I remember what lisa simpson said about darryl strawberry

"Its ok mom, theyre used to it"
darryl:::tear down cheek:::

Railsplitter
03-05-2004, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by WSox8404
Come on people. I know there are more chants we can come up with for Sammy for when he comes to the Cell. We need some new, edgy ones. Any ideas?

How about Shrinking balls! Shrinking Balls

RKMeibalane
03-05-2004, 10:27 PM
STER-OIDS! STER-OIDS! STER-OIDS! STER-OIDS!

hellenicsoxfan
03-06-2004, 01:09 AM
Cheater Cheater
Steroid Eater
Thought we'd forgot
You're a wife beater!

or

Loser Loser
Steroid user
Take him away
In a police cruiser!

hose
03-06-2004, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by RKMeibalane
STER-OIDS! STER-OIDS! STER-OIDS! STER-OIDS!

that will work :D:


"STER-OIDS ! STER-OIDS ! STER-OIDS !"
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WSox8404
03-06-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by hellenicsoxfan
Cheater Cheater
Steroid Eater
Thought we'd forgot
You're a wife beater!

or

Loser Loser
Steroid user
Take him away
In a police cruiser!

Hey, thats a good job there. Very original and quite entertaining.

guillen4life13
03-06-2004, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by hellenicsoxfan
Cheater Cheater
Steroid Eater
Thought we'd forgot
You're a wife beater!

or

Loser Loser
Steroid user
Take him away
In a police cruiser!

I'd make just one change in the first line of the first one:

Corky, Cheater
Steroid Eater....

Hosey22
03-06-2004, 09:44 PM
This isn't necessarily a new chant for sammy, but a new quote i put up as my away message during the whole bartman ball desctuction, it got a pretty good response.

"The Cubs haven't won a World Series since before Wrigley Field was built, maybe the blew up the wrong piece of crap"

My roomate had a good laugh at that one. Sammy chants seem to be getting to easy anyway.

fuzzy_patters
03-07-2004, 12:42 AM
Cap-tain Mor-gan