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SoxxoS
02-23-2004, 01:31 PM
Here is a webpage with some pretty funny quotes. (http://www.peterga.com/baseball/quotes/greats.htm)

fuzzy_patters
02-23-2004, 02:27 PM
Those were great. They put me in the mood for baseball season.

sas1974
02-23-2004, 02:50 PM
Joe McCarthy, asked if Joe Dimaggio could bunt:
I don't know -- nor have I any intention of ever finding out.

Just to hash up an old argument on here, you could put Thomas, Maggs or Paulie in this one too.

CubKilla
02-23-2004, 02:59 PM
No Lee Elia? :(:

Lip Man 1
02-23-2004, 07:39 PM
Geeeezzz....I'm shocked, SHOCKED that this quote isn't in there.

“We feel we owe this town a winner or a contender every year.” – Jerry Reinsdorf to the Chicago media, October 2, 1985.

That's an actual quote by the way it's not made up.

Lip

SoxxoS
02-23-2004, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Lip Man 1
Geeeezzz....I'm shocked, SHOCKED that this quote isn't in there.

“We feel we owe this town a winner or a contender every year.” – Jerry Reinsdorf to the Chicago media, October 2, 1985.

That's an actual quote by the way it's not made up.

Lip

Lip-
You know the best (worst?) Reinsy quote was "I would trade all 6 basketball championship rings for one world series ring."

Really? We could have used that 4.5 million you used on Scottie Pippen on the Southside.

doublem23
02-23-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by SoxxoS

Really? We could have used that 4.5 million you used on Scottie Pippen on the Southside.

No, see, because he already has 6 NBA championships, so he has to do everything in his power to keep from winning a 7th. Else his quote would be wrong.

Kid T
02-27-2004, 10:10 PM
I'm sure you're familiar with these, but here are some more:

http://www.knup.net/cubsjokes.asp