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Tekijawa
01-16-2004, 12:10 PM
I was sitting here bored at work and I thought of something that would do wonders for this team...

A dunk tank at Sox fest!

Imagine being able to Dunk Kenny, Reiney, Koch, whoever! the thing is they charge maybe $5 bucks a piece, but better yet they line the people up from 60 feet 6 inches away! That way we can find our 5th starter we need for this year!!!

I don't know about you but this seems about as close to win-win as us Sox fans can get this year!

Rex Hudler
01-16-2004, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Tekijawa
I was sitting here bored at work and I thought of something that would do wonders for this team...

A dunk tank at Sox fest!

Imagine being able to Dunk Kenny, Reiney, Koch, whoever! the thing is they charge maybe $5 bucks a piece, but better yet they line the people up from 60 feet 6 inches away! That way we can find our 5th starter we need for this year!!!

I don't know about you but this seems about as close to win-win as us Sox fans can get this year!

Hell, they might make enough to go get a starting pitcher!

Hangar18
01-16-2004, 12:19 PM
Ive got a better Idea, one that is more Realistic
AND can help the team. for $500, fans can lineup
in the Grand Ballroom, wait their turn to get on the stage,
and get a Chance to Kick a Bent -Over Jerry Reinsdorf
in the Pants. Many will turn out for this, and the SOX can
earmark this money for the use of signing a player, or help
pay to keep Magglio and not help some other pennant contender
get over the hump

Frater Perdurabo
01-16-2004, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Hangar18
Ive got a better Idea, one that is more Realistic
AND can help the team. for $500, fans can lineup
in the Grand Ballroom, wait their turn to get on the stage,
and get a Chance to Kick a Bent -Over Jerry Reinsdorf
in the Pants. Many will turn out for this, and the SOX can
earmark this money for the use of signing a player, or help
pay to keep Magglio and not help some other pennant contender
get over the hump

I think they would have to hire legions of security just to keep we Sox fans from taking more than our permitted one kick. This would cause them to lose more money than they would make, and JR would raise ticket prices to compensate, and then trade Maggs, Lee, Buehrle and Thomas for Ken Vining and Mike Caruso just to dump salary.

Perhaps WSI should just burn JR in effigy outside of SoxFest.