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PaleHoseGeorge
11-04-2003, 01:29 PM
It seems everyone here is either happy or pissed about Ozzie depending on our personal preference for sacrifice bunts, "small ball," and "doing little things" to win. The solution that will make everyone happy, including Sox management, is obvious:

Move the Sox to the National League.

The DH will be gone and the pitcher will be batting every other inning or so. Everyone will be happy because we'll see lots of bunts by the #9 hitter, lots of walks given to the #8 hitter, and plenty fewer runs scored thus making our "pitching and defense" way to playing baseball even more successful.

I estimate the Sox will win about a gazillion championships. :smile:

:tool
"Move the Sox to the N.L.? Too late, beat ya to it!"

:reinsy
"You mean I can save $6 million in payroll by not having a DH? Why didn't I think of this before?"

StepsInSC
11-04-2003, 01:31 PM
Alright so the NL will then have 4 more teams than the AL.

poorme
11-04-2003, 01:42 PM
I'd rather see the DH eliminated.

crector
11-04-2003, 01:55 PM
And move the Cubs over to the AL?

Then Kerry Wood won't be able to hit any more HR's for them, will he?

cheeses_h_rice
11-04-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by crector
And move the Cubs over to the AL?

Then Kerry Wood won't be able to hit any more HR's for them, will he?

:nandrolone

Fine by me!

longshot7
11-04-2003, 07:55 PM
this seems likely.

nasox
11-04-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by poorme
I'd rather see the DH eliminated.

No duh. Ive been waiting for that ever since it came into existence. Experiment my ass.

RKMeibalane
11-04-2003, 10:31 PM
If the Sox move to NL, Frank will be at first. I like it! :D:

MRKARNO
11-04-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by RKMeibalane
If the Sox move to NL, Frank will be at first. I like it! :D:

Do all of your dreams contain Frank playing first base in a white sox uniform?

idseer
11-04-2003, 11:13 PM
this is one of the biggest overreactions i have seen at this site. ozzie says he wants to play smart baseball and he's fried for it.

amazing!

StepsInSC
11-04-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by idseer
this is one of the biggest overreactions i have seen at this site. ozzie says he wants to play smart baseball and he's fried for it.

amazing!

haha Amen