View Full Version : ESPN Page Royce Clayton joke

11-01-2003, 08:21 PM
There was a little joke about Royce Clayton on Page 2 of Espn.com today. Article was called "Free agents are looking for the right fit." Anyway here is the link.
the link (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/neel/031031.html)

Its an article by Eric Neel and is generally pretty funny. The joke about Royce is this

Royce Clayton isn't so picky. He's willing to entertain offers from any team that thinks his braids are a good idea. It's a bonus if the team has deluded itself into thinking he's a major-league-caliber shortstop, but he's not going to press the point. (He and Fiona Apple are waiting by the same phone, by the way, doing each other's hair.)
I think its funny.

11-01-2003, 10:45 PM

"I am the greatest shortstop of all time."


"And I am the greastest first baseman of all time. But no one likes us. Why is that?"


"I can think of a few reasons."


"So can I."