soxruleEP
10-31-2003, 11:59 AM
In this morning's Cubbune, two further insults to the Sox:
Their take on Frank's exercising his option: someone else must go to meet the Sox' self-imposed salary cap (which does seem a little low considering the increase in attendance and the fact that the Sox have one of the Top ten television/radio contracts).
On the Tempo page, home of a number of their stealth anti-Sox attacks, we find this tidbit in a supposedly satirical piece on "scary sights around Chicago":
SCARY: Frank Thomas returning to the White Sox.
Why that is particularly scary--or scary at all--is never explained. I guess everybody is supposed to know why and be in on the joke.
I think this could have been added:
SCARY: The minuscule collars around the necks of the SCrubs as they choked away a 3-1 lead.
SCARY: Idiot SCrub fans attacking one of their harmless geeky own.
Those would have been much scarier.
Their take on Frank's exercising his option: someone else must go to meet the Sox' self-imposed salary cap (which does seem a little low considering the increase in attendance and the fact that the Sox have one of the Top ten television/radio contracts).
On the Tempo page, home of a number of their stealth anti-Sox attacks, we find this tidbit in a supposedly satirical piece on "scary sights around Chicago":
SCARY: Frank Thomas returning to the White Sox.
Why that is particularly scary--or scary at all--is never explained. I guess everybody is supposed to know why and be in on the joke.
I think this could have been added:
SCARY: The minuscule collars around the necks of the SCrubs as they choked away a 3-1 lead.
SCARY: Idiot SCrub fans attacking one of their harmless geeky own.
Those would have been much scarier.