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RKMeibalane
10-27-2003, 09:05 PM
:jerry

"I can't imagine any reason short of an emergency for playing Frank at first."

Meixner007
10-27-2003, 09:21 PM
:jerry
"I'm not worried yet. There's still plenty of games left."

LuvSox
10-27-2003, 09:22 PM
:walnuts
"I play better when I feel sexy."

Unregistered
10-27-2003, 09:59 PM
:everett:
"The aliens can prove that evolution is bullcrap."
:rwhite:
"Pitching? well I can't make any promises, but I guarantee to be fat this season." :bcolon
"I would love to stay with the White Sox as long as they pay me the most money."
:bkoch:
"I'll probably be worthless as a closer in 2003."
:tgordon:
"Flash doesn't care for your attitude. He told me to tell you that."
:butter
"The Sox are going to feel so dumb for letting me go when they see me in Tampa Bay!"
:jerry
"zzzzzz..."

MetalliSox
10-27-2003, 10:06 PM
I start rolling everytime I think of it...

:hawk
"That's BS!"

WhiteSox = Life
10-27-2003, 10:12 PM
:hawk
"He gawn!"

AsInWreck
10-27-2003, 10:29 PM
:jerry
-Oops, did I leave Willie Harris in to hit w/ the tying run on second and 2 outs in the ninth again?


:hawk
-Mmm hmm, no one could bow his neck like Yastremski, mmm hmm

batmanZoSo
10-27-2003, 10:42 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/jerry1.jpg

"I don't wanna use...uhhh...all my ringers so to speak. Uh...you don't want it to be too easy. You gotta give the other team a chance."

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/koch.jpg

"Got sunblock? Metallica rules!"

batmanZoSo
10-27-2003, 11:09 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/burly.jpg

"Hee-hee-hee...losing tickles."

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/jon.jpg

:pfffft: "Rrrrrgh...ahhhhhhh."

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/chimp.jpg

"oo-oo-ee AHH! AHH! AHH!"

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/sandy.jpg

"Let me tell ju somethin, pendejo. You trow de wild peetch. And I cut you...."

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/gordon.jpg

"Who am I? I don't know if I'm James Baldwin, Flash Gordon, or Ivan Calderon."

ChiWhiteSox1337
10-27-2003, 11:18 PM
:hawk
"I LUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVV HOOTERS."

santo=dorf
10-27-2003, 11:28 PM
Hawk:

"Come on Frank!!! Damn! There's two outs!"

AsInWreck
10-27-2003, 11:29 PM
:chimp
_OH YEAAAAH! HE GOT A HOLD A THAT ONE! WAAAY BACK!

:carter
-and Renteria brings it down for the out.

santo=dorf
10-27-2003, 11:34 PM
Ronnie: "I don't like how the sox are celebrating."
Pat: "Ronnie I think it's a case of the shoe being on the other (prosthetic) foot."

SoxxoS
10-28-2003, 12:04 AM
We aren't limiting this to just Sox, b/c who can forget...

:jauron

"It's not my show, but I am on that show."

SoxxoS
10-28-2003, 12:06 AM
:maggs

"We stink."

AsInWreck
10-28-2003, 12:29 AM
:turkeys

-we would have won it all if it weren't for that damn Steve Bartman!!

mikef1331
10-28-2003, 12:53 AM
"Mmmmm, contract"- Bartolo Colon

RichH55
10-28-2003, 01:21 AM
:hitless
My Talent is too big for Milwaukee!


:dennis
Not to get to esoteric on you, but Gandhi makes more moves during a game than Welles had knicknacks in Citizen Kane, baby!

RichH55
10-28-2003, 01:25 AM
:sahaf
The infidels will not be able to fire their bombs into beautiful CF with the mighty Aaron Roward patrolling the area! All be warned...>Aaron Rowand's OBP is .703 backward!




:sahaf
Seriously though...Carl Everett is crazy, I just can't defend him

RichH55
10-28-2003, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by SoxxoS
:maggs

"We stink."

:maggs
I heard San Diego was nice this time of year

RichH55
10-28-2003, 01:28 AM
:hawk
Cubs are going down in the playoffs like Voodoochile on Prom Night!

batmanZoSo
10-28-2003, 01:24 PM
http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/dmiller.jpg

"Bush's foreing policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf fighting at the first batlle of Antietam. I don't wanna go on a rant here, but when a neo-conservative defenistrates, it's like Rafelnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate."

http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/Gammons.jpg

muffled: "Oh reah, thezhe jawpeno poppers are excerrent."

Brian26
10-28-2003, 09:50 PM
:farmer

"Frank Thomas will have to make this team coming out of spring training."

1951Campbell
10-28-2003, 10:05 PM
:jerry

"I'm going with Cotts."

:jerry

"That didn't work out well. But who cares? I'm treating at DQ!"

RKMeibalane
10-29-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Brian26
:farmer

"Frank Thomas will have to make this team coming out of spring training."

LOL! Who could forget that? I lost all respect for Farmer when he made those comments. Disliking a player is one thing. Allowing that dislike to affect one's judgement and job performance is another. Farmer should have just kept his mouth shut.

AOEllis
10-29-2003, 11:48 PM
Dan Bernstein: Billy from Bolingbrook, you're on the Score.
Billy: Yes, disgusting show. Larry, this is for you. Sammy is the true American, you remember him waving the flag after 9/11. I know you've been talking bad about him, but I stand by whatever he does. He is the true Cub.
Berns: Wait, who is this directed to?
Billy: Larry.
Berns: Larry! Ok, Larry who?
Terry Boers: Bowa, no likey Cub.
Billy: Larry Horse.
Boers: O yea, Larry Horse! See him? He's next to Berns. O Billy if you hear a knock at your door its probably the sheriff, you dope.

THUS LARRY HORSE IS BORN.
ALL HAIL LARRY HORSE!

voodoochile
10-30-2003, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by AOEllis
Dan Bernstein: Billy from Bolingbrook, you're on the Score.
Billy: Yes, disgusting show. Larry, this is for you. Sammy is the true American, you remember him waving the flag after 9/11. I know you've been talking bad about him, but I stand by whatever he does. He is the true Cub.
Berns: Wait, who is this directed to?
Billy: Larry.
Berns: Larry! Ok, Larry who?
Terry Boers: Bowa, no likey Cub.
Billy: Larry Horse.
Boers: O yea, Larry Horse! See him? He's next to Berns. O Billy if you hear a knock at your door its probably the sheriff, you dope.

THUS LARRY HORSE IS BORN.
ALL HAIL LARRY HORSE!

Being HOH, I have no idea what you are talking about, but Welcome Aboard anyway... :D:

AOEllis
10-30-2003, 12:35 AM
VoodooChile, listen to Boers and Bernstein on the Score AM 670 from 10-2, and you will become very familiar with the phenomenon known as Larry Horse.

bc2k
10-30-2003, 01:24 AM
:hurt

Something like, "I don't need to concern myself with batting average or situational hitting, I'm a home run hitter. From now on, I'm going to try to pull everything because that's what my team responds to: home runs."

RKMeibalane
10-30-2003, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by bc2k
:hurt

Something like, "I don't need to concern myself with batting average or situational hitting, I'm a home run hitter. From now on, I'm going to try to pull everything because that's what my team responds to: home runs."

:troll

santo=dorf
10-30-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by Meixner007
:jerry
"I'm not worried yet. There's still plenty of games left."
How about after that late night loss to Detroit.

"A least we got a game off the schedule."

daveeym
10-30-2003, 01:17 PM
:threadsucks

"Damn I am sexy."

" I love dancing in the shower at the cell and watching my hair fall out. Oh wait that's from pulling my hair out over all of Jerry's moves."

"Why do people wear wife beaters when they can dress like me?"

"Wrigley Rules!"

"Wait, no I SUCK :whiner: "

Twin Killing
10-30-2003, 01:40 PM
"I'm managing to win every game from here on out,"

- JM with 11 games to go in the season

A little too late I'd say.