LASOXFAN
09-19-2003, 01:06 AM
As a Sox fan being of unsound mind and ill-tempered spirit, do hereby declare the following:
**Paul Konerko shall henceforth be known as "DP" instead of "PK"
**A bad managerial move will now be referred to as "a Jerry"
**And lastly, this season-ending debacle deserves classification; a word or short combination of syllables that evokes anguish, shame and rage all at once. A phrase or word that will shut a Sox fan's eyes and shake his head in agonizing recollection. This wasn't just a bad stretch at a bad time, this was an epic fall. It deserves a name, something to be referenced in the years to come.
And please don't bother to bore us with tales of woe from seasons past (particularly 1983 vs. Baltimore).
I humbly open the floor for suggestions.
**Paul Konerko shall henceforth be known as "DP" instead of "PK"
**A bad managerial move will now be referred to as "a Jerry"
**And lastly, this season-ending debacle deserves classification; a word or short combination of syllables that evokes anguish, shame and rage all at once. A phrase or word that will shut a Sox fan's eyes and shake his head in agonizing recollection. This wasn't just a bad stretch at a bad time, this was an epic fall. It deserves a name, something to be referenced in the years to come.
And please don't bother to bore us with tales of woe from seasons past (particularly 1983 vs. Baltimore).
I humbly open the floor for suggestions.