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soxtalker
09-06-2003, 03:52 PM
They were talking about Konerko looking hobbling around a bit in the last few innings. Any word on how serious this is? He's been swinging the bat well, so is there any chance that JM would play Frank at 1st tomorrow and have Paulie DH?

RKMeibalane
09-06-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by soxtalker
They were talking about Konerko looking hobbling around a bit in the last few innings. Any word on how serious this is? He's been swinging the bat well, so is there any chance that JM would play Frank at 1st tomorrow and have Paulie DH?

If Konerko can't go, Daubach will be at first. Jerry Manuel is just too stupid to put Frank out there.

Reichardt
09-06-2003, 04:14 PM
He would put Grafy at first before Frank.

jortafan
09-06-2003, 05:59 PM
Maybe we can bring "the Choice" back to play first base.

Seriously, I thought the reason he was hobbling around for a bit was because he fouled that one pitch off his leg. Is there something more serious?

Jurr
09-06-2003, 08:14 PM
Hobbling? That's just the way Paulie moves. Slooowww and lethargic. PK's travels as fast as molasses being poured uphill.

Huisj
09-06-2003, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Jurr
Hobbling? That's just the way Paulie moves. Slooowww and lethargic. PK's travels as fast as molasses being poured uphill.

or as i heard someone say near me today after he didn't advance to second on the throw home when ordonez scored and bard dropped the ball, "he's slower than dust that's glued to the carpet." not sure where the heck that one came from, but i got a chuckle out of it.

Twins8791
09-06-2003, 09:08 PM
Try Viagra!

voodoochile
09-06-2003, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Twins8791
Try Viagra!

Those Twinkie fans would know... :)

StillMissOzzie
09-07-2003, 01:39 AM
Another funny comment was made by DJ, who partnered w/ Josh Lewin for the Fox broadcast today. He said that Pauly would need a triple to score from 2nd! As it turns out, he did score and it only took a double, but we all got a chuckle about that comment.

:gulp:

Nick@Nite
09-07-2003, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by Jurr
Hobbling? That's just the way Paulie moves. Slooowww and lethargic. PK's travels as fast as molasses being poured uphill.


Originally posted by Huisj
or as i heard someone say near me today after he didn't advance to second on the throw home when ordonez scored and bard dropped the ball, "he's slower than dust that's glued to the carpet." not sure where the heck that one came from, but i got a chuckle out of it.


Originally posted by StillMissOzzie
Another funny comment was made by DJ, who partnered w/ Josh Lewin for the Fox broadcast today. He said that Pauly would need a triple to score from 2nd! As it turns out, he did score and it only took a double, but we all got a chuckle about that comment.

:gulp:

I heard Tom Paciorek say this the other night... "Pauly's so slow, if he raced a pregnant woman, he'd come in third". :D:

I miss Wimpy being in the booth. :(:

TornLabrum
09-07-2003, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by PinchALoaf
I heard Tom Paciorek say this the other night... "Pauly's so slow, if he raced a pregnant woman, he'd come in third". :D:

I miss Wimpy being in the booth. :(:

He first heard that line come from Ozzie Guillen at SoxFest several years ago talking about Robin Ventura. Paciorek emceed that seminar.

Nick@Nite
09-07-2003, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by TornLabrum
He first heard that line come from Ozzie Guillen at SoxFest several years ago talking about Robin Ventura. Paciorek emceed that seminarl.

Well... I wonder then who'd win in a race between Ventura, Konerko, and the pregnant woman?

FoulTerritory
09-07-2003, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by TornLabrum
He first heard that line come from Ozzie Guillen at SoxFest several years ago talking about Robin Ventura. Paciorek emceed that seminar.

As long as we're tracing the origins of the phrase . . .

I actually heard Hawk say that about Bob Boone on more than one occassion in his pre-general manager days in the 80's. My dad thought it was so funny he started saying it all the time and then laughing at himself.