Poll: Sumo Challenge, Wells v. Colon--Who Would Win?

[Procol Harum]

In a sumo grappling match between our old, fat, out-of-shape guy and our new, fat, out-of-shape guy, which one would win?

[Eddie Gaedel]

I'd rather see them in a gyros eating contest. The tzatziki sauce would be flyin'!

[Risk]

For a big fat guy, Wells is sure a wimp. He got smacked around last year by some 140lb. bean pole in NYC. :D:

Risk

[FJA]

This is the best poll question ever.

[Jerko]

I think Wells would win because he is so drunk all the time that he has had a lot of practice keeping his balance over the years.

[Dadawg_77]

Where is Nellie expert opinion when you need it?