View Full Version : Poll: Sumo Challenge, Wells v. Colon--Who Would Win?

Procol Harum
08-27-2003, 09:10 AM
In a sumo grappling match between our old, fat, out-of-shape guy and our new, fat, out-of-shape guy, which one would win?

Eddie Gaedel
08-27-2003, 09:18 AM
I'd rather see them in a gyros eating contest. The tzatziki sauce would be flyin'!

08-27-2003, 09:19 AM
For a big fat guy, Wells is sure a wimp. He got smacked around last year by some 140lb. bean pole in NYC. :D:


08-27-2003, 10:04 AM
This is the best poll question ever.

08-27-2003, 10:34 AM
I think Wells would win because he is so drunk all the time that he has had a lot of practice keeping his balance over the years.

08-27-2003, 11:14 AM
Where is Nellie expert opinion when you need it?