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cheeses_h_rice
08-09-2003, 11:47 PM
Dodgers are beating the Flubs 6-1 with 2 outs in the 9th, and the Dodgers pitcher (Shooey) beans Sham-ME* in the ribs. Mr. Macho glares at him as he sullenly plods down to 1st base, as if to say "NO ONE beans the great Sham-ME* So-so." He continues to glare at the pitcher after he gets on base, when it isn't even clear if the pitcher beaned him intentionally (which it didn't look like, to me).

Go engage in intercourse with yourself, you freakin' tool.

:corker

p.s. Flubs lose, Flubs lose.

doublem23
08-09-2003, 11:56 PM
He's a pud.

SaltyPretzel
08-10-2003, 12:00 AM
I also liked his lollypop throw to the plate when he didn't have a prayer, allowing the batter to advance to second.

:shammy Who said that I never advance the runner?

cheeses_h_rice
08-10-2003, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by SaltyPretzel
I also liked his lollypop throw to the plate when he didn't have a prayer, allowing the batter to advance to second.

:shammy Who said that I never advance the runner?

Yeah, that was nice. Instead of throwing to home, he came closer to the pitcher's mound.

Such a 1-tool player, that guy. How fitting, for the tool he be.

QueerGirrl
08-10-2003, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by cheeses_h_rice
Go engage in intercourse with yourself, you freakin' tool.



I love that!!! I hope you don't mind me using it. I give you full credit of course (Even though my co-workers won't know who I'm referring to.)