Let's whoop the Royals figuratively, not literally

[MarqSox]

It just occurred to me that the Royals have not been to The Cell since the Laz Diaz incident, which followed their previous trip, the Tom Gamboa fiasco.

Here's me knocking on wood: Can we not have something stupid happen this time?

[Fisk72]

I'll second that. Let's make sure all of the idiots stay home. BTW, I'm surprised the Scrub-friendly media didn't bring this up again. Then again, they probably were still drunk over them winning the "World Series" yesterday.