Player acronyms:

[MarkEdward]

I got the idea from this thread...

http://www.baseballprimer.com/clutch/archives/00008090.shtml#comments_103

... and thought it might be fun:

Manager Advises Not Using Everyday Line-up (guess who)

Middle Infielder Lacks Every Skill (AAA second baseman Aaron Miles)

His Utility Man Mantra Entices LaMar (AAA player Tim Hummel)

Well, they're not very good, but it's fun anyway.

[Rocky Soprano]

Steroid Outfielders Suck Always

[davenicholson]

For one of my childhood heroes:

Now
I
Can
Homer
Or
Let's
Strike
Out
Now

[D'Angelo F Death]

Killing off Chicago's hopes

[kermittheefrog]

Originally posted by MarkEdward
I got the idea from this thread...

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Manager Advises Not Using Everyday Line-up (guess who)

Middle Infielder Lacks Every Skill (AAA second baseman Aaron Miles)

Well, they're not very good, but it's fun anyway.

Personally I think these two are great.

[Vsahajpal]

Please Remain In Our Rotation.

[Rocky Soprano]

Originally posted by D'Angelo F Death
Killing off Chicago's hopes


This is a great one! :D:

[D'Angelo F Death]

mighty
allstar's
greatness
goes
largely
ignored
outside

caballo
arrives
relatively
late
on
singles
liners
errors--
everything

[WinningUgly!]

To
Hall
On
My
Amazing
Statistics

[moochpuppy]

Little
Offense
Figured
Trade
On
Northside

[WinningUgly!]

Riding
Offroad
Wildly
Always
Near
Death

[whitesoxwilkes]

Here's a good one I found in that baseball primer thread:

Beane - Billy Excels At Negotiating Exchanges

[alohafri]

A lways
L osing
F or
O ld
N orth
S ide
E gotistical
C ubs
O rganization

[Clarkdog]

W ow!
I
L ook
L ike
I
A lmost
M ake
S ense

[Clarkdog]

R idiculous
E go
I gnites
N ear
S enseless
D estruction
O f
R abid
F anbase

[voodoochile]

Originally posted by Clarkdog
R idiculous
E go
I gnites
N ear
S enseless
D estruction
O f
R abid
F anbase

POTW (http://www.whitesoxinteractive.com/rwas/index.php?category=13&id=2271)

[whitesoxwilkes]

Originally posted by alohafri
A lways
L osing
F or
O ld
N orth
S ide
E gotistical
C ubs
O rganization

Aloha, I hate to be a Picky Nicky, but it's ALFONSECA

[Thunderstruck30]

C an
R eally
E xcel
D efensively
E veryday

[fuzzy_patters]

Peter
Eater
Thinks
Everythings
Red Sox

Get
Attention,
My
Massachussettes'
Obsession
Needs
Support

[ChiSoxFann]

B aylor
A nd
K imm
E xtras
R eincarnated

[fquaye149]

man,
i
even
now
think
killer fans
in
every
way
inhabit
comiskey! it's a
zoo

[fquaye149]

to
observe the name
right
ignore the second
i


i suppose these are more like acrostics

[fquaye149]

gee
i
am
massive
but
i use steroids

[fquaye149]

cretaceous
animals
really
lived?

even
verified
evidence
rarely
evokes
true
thought

[fquaye149]

every
loser's
in
attendance!

[whitesoxwilkes]

Originally posted by fquaye149
cretaceous
animals
really
lived?

even
verified
evidence
rarely
evokes
true
thought

My favorite!

[gosox41]

Originally posted by fquaye149
cretaceous
animals
really
lived?

even
verified
evidence
rarely
evokes
true
thought

LMAO. That's the funniest one I've seen.

Bob