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Viva Magglio
07-11-2003, 08:40 PM
I believe the last time we were in such a situation, Dave Martinez took the mound. I cannot think of whom on this team we would want to pitch if we faced this again.

FJA
07-11-2003, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by ˇViva Mágglio!
I believe the last time we were in such a situation, Dave Martinez took the mound. I cannot think of whom on this team we would want to pitch if we faced this again.

Maybe we can call up Armando Rios to pitch the second game of the double header tomorrow.

It's just as well.

RKMeibalane
07-11-2003, 08:58 PM
Konerko. He can't hit, so maybe he should try pitching.

Jerry_Manuel
07-11-2003, 09:03 PM
Olivo.

dickallen15
07-11-2003, 09:03 PM
Let Frank pitch, at least we would get some laughs.

JRIG
07-11-2003, 09:05 PM
I always thought it would probably be Graffanino.

FJA
07-11-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by dickallen15
Let Frank pitch, at least we would get some laughs.

I've been laughing just thinking about it since I saw the title of this thread.

Seriously, though ... could be Graffanino (giving a new meaning to utility man).

RKMeibalane
07-11-2003, 09:07 PM
On second thought, let's not give Jerry "The Tinkerer" Manuel anymore weird ideas. I don't want to see Maggs on the mound for tomorrow's double-header.

dickallen15
07-11-2003, 09:09 PM
Just leave Koch in. The results will be the same, and if we're lucky, he'll blow out his elbow, and be done for the year.

RKMeibalane
07-11-2003, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by dickallen15
Just leave Koch in. The results will be the same, and if we're lucky, he'll blow out his elbow, and be done for the year.

Koch has been dreadful, and Keith Foulke made the All Star team. It looks like Beane fooled KW again.

StillMissOzzie
07-11-2003, 11:46 PM
How about Manos? Of course, they'd have to raise the screen another foot or two for the wild pitches he'd uncork...


:shammy

"Did I hear someone say cork? I not talking to media no more!"

:gulp:

Shoeless Joe
07-12-2003, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by dickallen15
Let Frank pitch, at least we would get some laughs .

I agree, but only on the condition that Frank does a "Mike Fetters" windup and has smoke come out of his ears. I guess his face would look something like this: :angry: