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Jerko
07-10-2003, 01:33 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe we should sign him up! We would have the spitter, the head-butter, Corky, and the Sausage-ator in the same city:


http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/6473428

hose
07-10-2003, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by Jerko
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Maybe we should sign him up! We would have the spitter, the head-butter, Corky, and the Sausage-ator in the same city:


http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/6473428


I'm sure the investigation will prove that Simon had money on the bratwurst to win.

Assaulting a italian sausage could bring a jail sentence or community service, betting on the bratwurst.......banned from baseball for life.

hsnterprize
07-10-2003, 07:36 AM
And think about this...there wasn't even any red suace or peppers on the sausage, anyway. Anyone who serves me a sausage without red sauce or peppers deserves a whack on the head.

Seriously, I just saw the clip, and it looks like Simon was just kidding...the injury was more on the person's knees rather than on the head. However, this is something the Chicago City Council should use as a spring board to pass legislation banning assaults on sausages. Imagine if this happened to an italian beef sandwich. Can you visualize the repercussions (sp?) of that?

God forbid if this happened to a deep dish pizza? Oh...the humanity!!!!!

:sahaf "There is no banana. God will roast the stomachs of the infidels who claim a dancing banana has entered Baghdad. And the offense of the team known as white stockings has been outstanding against the inferior teams as of late."

:bandance: Yo Vic...break it down for me, brotha!!!

:capone "If you want the banana back unpeeled, you'll send me my ransom in small, unmarked bills. Other than that, your banana's gonna split...if you know what I mean."

MarqSox
07-10-2003, 08:15 AM
Here's the clip (http://www.jsonline.com/multimedia/popup.asp?id=2714)

I wonder how Randall Simon feels about being identified as "The Pirate who hit the sausage."

Mighty4
07-10-2003, 09:20 AM
Hey, that Italian Sausage had a pretty nice ass..........