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cheeses_h_rice
08-22-2001, 10:19 AM
http://www.suntimes.com/output/mariotti/cst-spt-jay22.html

:moron

I have a simple formula for my column topic picks:

1. When the Flubs lose, I write about Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, or bash Northwestern University. You'll notice a lot has been written about Michael Jordan and Northwestern the past few days.

2. When the Flubbies win, I write about the Flubbies winning.

3. When the Flubbies lose but Sam-ME has a good game, I write about Sam-ME.

4. When the Sox do anything, I mostly ignore them, except to bash the players who bash me.

Appling
08-22-2001, 10:36 AM
It's funny because it's true...

Spiff
08-22-2001, 10:54 AM
"I'd like to tell you NU never should stoop to the lows of Nebraska and Florida State and other football factories."

Ok, now I hate the guy even more than I did before.

It's just bad bad bad bad writing.

No-Neck
08-22-2001, 11:31 AM
5. I've never had a creative thought since urging the firing of Mike Ditka and ushering in the Wannie era, but I can surely bash the Scum Sox!

NUCatsFan
08-22-2001, 11:36 AM
Take a look at Melissa Isaacson's one in the Cubune.

Cubune article (http://chicagosports.com/college/content/column/0,2007,160210,00.html)

Spiff
08-22-2001, 11:50 AM
At least she seems to know what she's talking about, and she doesn't use tired cliches or indecipherable metaphors every other sentence.

But she's basically regurgitating what WE already KNOW.