View Full Version : Shammy still full of doo doo

06-10-2003, 06:06 PM
"Whatever punishment that they're gonna do, I accept it," Sosa said (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/baseball/news/2003/06/10/sosa_punishment/).


No, you don't "accept it." You freaking appealled it, you jerk.

Besides, once the appeal is decided, do you think you have the option of not accepting it?

"Sammy, you're going to need to serve all eight games."

"Sorry, Senior Selig. I know you want to persecute me like Jesus, but I gonna play anyway, because my fans need me to live their dreary lives."

The Bush Administration ought to hire this bum as their new information minister.

"We found Bin Laden, Hussein, and all the WMDs, and the unemployment rate is 0%."

"May Allah crush you for attempting to usurp my rightful place as heir to the infidel Ari Fleischer."

06-10-2003, 06:38 PM
Hilarious...enjoyed a good laugh on that one.

06-10-2003, 06:49 PM
too late--sammy already worked for dubya one time before