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06-04-2003, 07:45 PM

"A corked bat? I should try that. Maybe then I'll hit above .200 this season."

Two hours later, following a Konerko homerun...


"That's a way, Pauly! Keep it up!"


"Sure, coach. Whatever you say."


(to himself) "Something's not right here."

The next day...

Linda Cohn: "ESPN has just learned that White Sox first baseman Paul Konerko has been suspended without pay for ten games as a result of using a corked bat. Konerko is the second Chicago athlete to be found guilty of such an act in less than a week. Neither Konerko or Sox manager Jerry Manuel could be reached for comment."