The funniest thing about Corkapalooza...

[seventytwo]

to me is that it's a corked bat that has people calling into question Sosa*s homerun totals. Hello? Look at the guy, he's been eating roids like candy for 6 years.

Cork is to Sosa* as mail fraud was to Capone. They both got away with murder for years, but were brought down by much smaller infractions.

[Viva Magglio]

Julie Swieca just reported on the Score that a sign is already at Wrigley, on the rooftops I believe, that reads: "WE STILL LOVE YOU SAMMY."

[xil357]

Originally posted by seventytwo
to me is that it's a corked bat that has people calling into question Sosa*s homerun totals. Hello? Look at the guy, he's been eating roids like candy for 6 years.

Cork is to Sosa* as mail fraud was to Capone. They both got away with murder for years, but were brought down by much smaller infractions.

Well said. I'm surprised no one's calling it Cork-Gate yet. Its more like a big media circle-cork. But seriously, folks, take my cork, please. Oh-blah-dee, oh-blah-dah, life goes on.

[Daver]

Originally posted by xil357
Well said. I'm surprised no one's calling it Cork-Gate yet. Its more like a big media circle-cork. But seriously, folks, take my cork, please. Oh-blah-dee, oh-blah-dah, life goes on.

I did,yesterday. :)