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DrCrawdad
04-26-2003, 10:29 PM
Security breach

As if the Cubs organization hasn't had enough problems in the last week with a minor-league prospect injuring an osprey with a thrown ball and a fan throwing a cell phone onto the field at Wrigley Field, another strange incident occurred after Saturday's game.

While the Cubs were dressing in their clubhouse, a fan who appeared to be inebriated wandered past two security checkpoints. The man, wearing a Cubs cap, wanted a player to autograph his baseball. He had no media credentials, and when a player pointed out that he wasn't supposed to be there, he was escorted out of the clubhouse and out of the park. - Cubune.

What? A drunken Cub fan?

RKMeibalane
04-26-2003, 10:56 PM
Cubs fans are nothing but trouble. I think I was onto something last night when I suggested that Darth Vader become involved with Major League Baseball. It would be nice if he hunted down and destroyed all Cubs fans, as he did with the Jedi.

Tavarin
04-26-2003, 11:05 PM
Cubs fans are the opposite of the Jedi though, Jedi are good for the universe, Cubs fans are bad for it

RKMeibalane
04-26-2003, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by Tavarin
Cubs fans are the opposite of the Jedi though, Jedi are good for the universe, Cubs fans are bad for it

True, but Cubs fans need to be dealt with. They are annoying.

MHOUSE
04-27-2003, 01:43 AM
I would like to see hundreds of Jedi descend onto Wrigley and tear apart all the Cub fans like in that arena during the last star wars movie when they freed anakin and that girl from those dinosaurs or whatever. That would be good. :D: