View Full Version : New Sox Information Minister

04-08-2003, 07:45 PM
"This guy is GREAT, and I understand he is going to be available soon!"

"There are NO empty blue seats for over 100 miles! Do not believe their lies!"

"Routing the Royals was just the tip of the iceberg. The Sox will be 162-0 this year. I already have the game recaps and the official standings for the whole 2003 season. Would you like to know the score of the final game of the World Series which the Sox swept 4-0?"

"All White Sox Fans LOVE the upper deck."
"We have the Kansas City Royals surrounded. I don't see how they can survive."
"Terry Savarise ALWAYS wanted a ballpark just like the new U.S. Cellular. We simply didn't have the money to create it."
"Today the tide has turned. We achieved numerous victories over the New York Yankees, and now lead the best-of-7 ALCS 10 games to 3."

"Damn, why didn't I say that!"

04-08-2003, 08:05 PM
is it true they are giving guns away to all children 12 and under at an upcoming game also? :smile:

04-08-2003, 08:47 PM
WU needs to slap a Sox hat on that graphic and we just might have a tag...

04-08-2003, 08:49 PM
Here's his truth about the Iraqi airport. :)

EDIT: The attached file was too big. :whiner:

04-08-2003, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by voodoochile
WU needs to slap a Sox hat on that graphic and we just might have a tag...

Actually, it already is a tag! :smile:

: sahaf = :sahaf

A Sox logo on his beret would be funny. :D:

04-08-2003, 09:37 PM
haha. Good stuff, George. :D:

04-08-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by PaleHoseGeorge
A Sox logo on his beret would be funny. :D:

Hey, wait a minute...

better idea: put a WSI flying sock logo on his beret! Hell, we could use the guy around here!

"Cub trolls are committing suicide for fear of dying gruesome deaths at WSI!"

"Who could possibly be more biased than me?"

"Welcome to PaleHose Burgers & Fries. May I biggie size your order?"


04-08-2003, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by PaleHoseGeorge

"Welcome to PaleHose Burgers & Fries.You want ammo,I mean fries with that order?


Procol Harum
04-08-2003, 10:30 PM
Way to go, George. Yeah, a Sox logo would be the crowning touch!