View Full Version : *Official* Mock Peter Gammons thread

03-26-2003, 05:29 PM

"Hi I'm peter gammons and the red sox are gonna win 120 games and go undefeated in the playoffs to win the world series"

No comments unless you accompany it with a mocking of Gammons

03-26-2003, 06:19 PM
You can't mock Gammons,his face is on the Nickel....


03-26-2003, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by daver
You can't mock Gammons,his face is on the Nickel....


03-26-2003, 06:58 PM
Imagine if Pappy North and Gammons somehow had a child together:


"Nomahh is my guy! Gooooooo Red Sox"

03-26-2003, 07:12 PM
"Hello Buck, lets evalute the big moves this offseason: The Red Sox as always signed a huge free agent in Mike Timlin...Mike will complete for the closers role and get at least 50 saves also winning the Rolians Relief adward...thus giving the Red Sox the edge over the Yankees for the AL East title and finally ending the Babe Ruth curse. This is Peter Gammons, ESPN...back to you Buck"

03-26-2003, 08:18 PM
"The BoSox pulled off one heckuva specatcular deal today with the Yankees. Boston will get Derek Jeter while New York will get my scrotum, which will be a bench coach next to Don Zimmer. The whole world loves Boston so much, no one will care when Jetah & Nomahh both play SS at the same time. It's a wicked pissah!!!!!

"The Yanks came to me first and offered Jeter for Graffanino, but I couldn't pull the trigger, aren't I an egotistical arse?!?!?"

"Where's my shoes?"