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08-15-2001, 09:22 AM

He is my God. He is my Rock. What else can I say but, "Sam-ME Sosa, I love you"?


08-15-2001, 10:09 AM
"A strange sound returned to the clubhouse Tuesday night. They call it music, loud and rhythmic."

Who the f does he think he is, Longfellow?? Nevermind that he never says which clubhouse.

"Has any player in the major leagues done more with less around him this season?"

Does the name Luis Gonzalez mean anything to you?

"Funny how Sosa always does his part, even on a night when an Astros rookie named Roy Oswalt fanned him three times..."

Oh by the way he struck out the other three times...

"That's the way they win, with cracks."

That one's just too easy.

Fisk Fan
08-15-2001, 10:10 AM
When does he find the time to write such an inspirational column? I mean, he spends the vast majority of his time on his knees in front of Sally So-So, there cannot be enough time in the day to write.

What a steamin' pile of dogsh*t!!!!!!!

08-15-2001, 06:12 PM
I don't think Jay writes his own column,I think the persian cat that dwells on the top of his head as hair writes it for him.