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soxguy
01-06-2003, 11:19 PM
My vote goes to karkovice, a great guy i'm sure, but one of the ugliest human beings to grace the south side.........who is your all time favorite pile of dog_ _ _ _? place your votes here.........

WhiteSoxWinner
01-06-2003, 11:33 PM
Mike LaValliere

This guy just looked liked a fat kid in a grown man's body. Spanky fit a little TOO well.

hose
01-06-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by soxguy
My vote goes to karkovice, a great guy i'm sure, but one of the ugliest human beings to grace the south side.........who is your all time favorite pile of dog_ _ _ _? place your votes here.........


:canseco

"Just wait till I get my nose job done,you'll see"

"I'm to sexy for my shirt , to sexy for my shirt, to sexy"





:dumbash

"Chicks dig me"

WinningUgly!
01-06-2003, 11:45 PM
Fat Boy!
http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/mlb/2001/0402/photo/a_wells_i.jpg

T Dog
01-06-2003, 11:49 PM
I never considered Ron Karkovice ugly. But I always thought Mike Devereaux looked a little too much like Scotty Pippen for his own good.

PaleHoseGeorge
01-06-2003, 11:56 PM
Gary Redus looked like he lost a few prize fights back in the day.

:gulp:

Lip Man 1
01-07-2003, 12:17 AM
You guys obviously never saw Don Mossi did you? (Here's a hint, Kelly "Dumbo" Wunsch's ears are small compared to Mossi's!)

Lip

Kilroy
01-07-2003, 01:01 AM
Karko looks like someone put out a fire on his face with an ice-pick....

Can't forget Antonio Osuna. He's a bad looking man. When he heads for the dugout, I check for my wallet....


And how could no one have mentioned this ugly bastard?

http://www.cystinosisfoundation.org/Auction/ud.JPG

jeremyb1
01-07-2003, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Kilroy
Karko looks like someone put out a fire on his face with an ice-pick....

Can't forget Antonio Osuna. He's a bad looking man. When he heads for the dugout, I check for my wallet....


And how could no one have mentioned this ugly bastard?

http://www.cystinosisfoundation.org/Auction/ud.JPG

i agree on osuna. definately NOT a good looking man. he certainly takes the cake at least amongst our current players.

VeeckAsInWreck
01-07-2003, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Kilroy
Can't forget Antonio Osuna. He's a bad looking man. When he heads for the dugout, I check for my wallet....


That's just nice, immediately assume that the Mexican would steal your wallet. I am glad to see that Sen. Lott posts here too!

Chrisaway
01-07-2003, 03:40 AM
I think I posted awhile ago that good ol Karko reminds me of a lobster. :)

mike squires
01-07-2003, 07:32 AM
Julio Cruz was no ladies man.

DrCrawdad
01-07-2003, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Lip Man 1
You guys obviously never saw Don Mossi did you? (Here's a hint, Kelly "Dumbo" Wunsch's ears are small compared to Mossi's!)

Lip http://www.seanet.com/~brucemo/card_articles/best/images/mossi.jpg
Donald Louis Mossi (The Sphinx or Ears)

DrCrawdad
01-07-2003, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Chrisaway
I think I posted awhile ago that good ol Karko reminds me of a lobster. :)

http://www.sportsline.com/u/baseball/mlb/photos/90x150/2892.jpg

Kilroy
01-07-2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by VeeckAsInWreck
That's just nice, immediately assume that the Mexican would steal your wallet. I am glad to see that Sen. Lott posts here too!

While he is Mexican, I didn't mention it, or even think it. That would have been you. Altho, its hard to avoid that implication in my statement.

Apologies to anyone who may have been offended.

Now, 'scuse me while I think up a white guy who looks like a criminal...

Blueprint1
01-07-2003, 08:54 AM
um yeah what does this post have to do with baseball?

PaleHoseGeorge
01-07-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Blueprint1
um yeah what does this post have to do with baseball?

Your post? Nothing at all. Now who is surprised?

:gulp:

SaltyPretzel
01-07-2003, 09:45 AM
I always thought that Karko looked more like a walrus, sort of like Chumley from Tennessee Tuxedo.

Blueprint1
01-07-2003, 10:19 AM
this topic is stupid

34 Inch Stick
01-07-2003, 12:13 PM
Karko is the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz (giving Dan McNeil full credit on the observation).

If Osuna is not the ugliest I don't know who is. I think you could probably go back to the South Side Hit Men years to find some ugly faces buried under bad facial hair.

Dadawg_77
01-07-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Blueprint1
this topic is stupid

This is what happens durring hot stove baseball season when Kenny forgots the wood in order to keep the stove burning.

Bobby Thigpen
01-07-2003, 02:01 PM
I've always thought Osuna looked like a Central American drug lord. In fact whenever he comes in I can't help but say here comes the drug king. On the other hand I've always thought Jose Valentin looks like he should be the president of small South American nation.

PaleHoseGeorge
01-07-2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Bobby Thigpen
I've always thought Osuna looked like a Central American drug lord. In fact whenever he comes in I can't help but say here comes the drug king. On the other hand I've always thought Jose Valentin looks like he should be the president of small South American nation.

It's their facial hair. Osuna's is always scraggly and unkept. OTOH, Valentin's is as well-kept as any I've seen anywhere. Mrs. PHG has commented about this, too. The man has his **** tight!

voodoochile
01-07-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by PaleHoseGeorge
It's their facial hair. Osuna's is always scraggly and unkept. OTOH, Valentin's is as well-kept as any I've seen anywhere. Mrs. PHG has commented about this, too. The man has his **** tight!

Interesting thought, I wonder who the best looking Sox player of all time is... Not that I'm into that sort of thing - not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing either... er...um... I mean are there any Ladies who would like to weigh in on the topic?

:KW
"The list starts and stops right here, I mean when you look this good, every one else is playing for second place... except for the Twins - definitely don't want them upset with us again..."

:gallas
"What do you mean I didn't make the list? I thought chicks dig guys with a humongous head..."

:reinsy
"I better win or I'm trading Buehrle at the deadline for a bag of baseballs. How can you fans expect a winner if you won't vote me best looking Sox guy ever?"

:manos
"Hey, My hair looks good and I have a Mrs. PHG's word on that personally..."

hold2dibber
01-07-2003, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Bobby Thigpen
I've always thought Osuna looked like a Central American drug lord. In fact whenever he comes in I can't help but say here comes the drug king. On the other hand I've always thought Jose Valentin looks like he should be the president of small South American nation.

Jose looks like a 1970s porno star. I mean, from what I've heard about what such people look like.

D'oh!

PaleHoseGeorge
01-07-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by hold2dibber
Jose looks like a 1970s porno star. I mean, from what I've heard about what such people look like.

D'oh!

LOL! I can just imagine Valentin with a handlebar moustache and permed 'fro hairdo.

:manos
"That ain't funny."

Actually, Mrs. PHG was really down on Valentin when he did those blonde highlights in his hair last spring. I must say, he looked a bit goofy. He also chopped down his moustache to one of those little pencil lines for a short while, too (not a good idea).

I say let Manos, be Manos! I believe Mrs. PHG would echo these sentiments, too. :gulp:

I would say Osuna looks more like the 70's porn star.

:osuna
"Did you see my cameo in Boogie Nights?

Gargamelle
01-07-2003, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by voodoochile
Interesting thought, I wonder who the best looking Sox player of all time is... Not that I'm into that sort of thing - not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing either... er...um... I mean are there any Ladies who would like to weigh in on the topic?


Female fan here..

Of the current Sox players, I think Danny Wright is the best looking. Jon Garland and Mark Buehrle are also nice looking. Maybe it's just me (no one else I know thinks this), but I think Mark Buehrle looks just like Eminem. Any one else notice this?

Tragg
01-07-2003, 10:07 PM
Put me in the Redus column.
Kark looks like he got in an accident or something.

Redus is naturally ugly.

OEO Magglio
01-07-2003, 10:08 PM
I think Mark Buehrle looks just like Eminem. Any one else notice this?


I think you just got confused when Buehrle died his hair blonde early last year, just like eminem.

oldcomiskey
01-07-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Bobby Thigpen
I've always thought Osuna looked like a Central American drug lord. In fact whenever he comes in I can't help but say here comes the drug king. On the other hand I've always thought Jose Valentin looks like he should be the president of small South American nation.

Manos reminds of me of the Mexican policeman in Romancing the Stone

ugliest--Osuna looks like Roberto Duran--no mas

Iwritecode
01-08-2003, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by voodoochile
Interesting thought, I wonder who the best looking Sox player of all time is... Not that I'm into that sort of thing - not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing either... er...um... I mean are there any Ladies who would like to weigh in on the topic?

My wife likes Manos for some reason. When we went to Soxfest last year she was excited because she got to meet him.

She also likes Canseco. Must be something about the name Jose?
My grandma has liked Canseco since he played with the A's. My Uncle was a big A's fan...

Also, if I remember rightly, my wife thought Foulke looked good too. Other than those three, I don't think she's seen the rest of the guys faces too much. Their hats usually create a shadow over them.