View Full Version : John Kass!

08-10-2001, 05:52 PM
This guy rules!! Hey, has anybody recruited him about doing a regular column for WSI? PHG? FWC?? Somebody get on that, he's a White Sox treasure!


I especially liked his rip on Moronotti: I don't know if Parque has the stuff to be a leader. Buehrle has the stuff. And he's a kid. Parque wants to be a writer. Perhaps he could fill in for that shrieking Sox hater in the mayor's favorite tabloid ?

08-10-2001, 06:51 PM
Kass is the guy who took over Royko's famous slot a few years back. He normally writes on page 2 of the Trib, m-th. Love his oppinions on the Sox...

08-10-2001, 10:52 PM
In the interest of bettering the city of Chicago, is there any way to convince the White Sox organization to leave town? There must be some small town that wants a mediocre minor league team. --John O’Shaughnessy, Woodland Hills, Calif.

John O'Shaughnessy (if that IS your real name)... In the interest of bettering Chicago, please go to your bathtub and drop the toaster in. Where does this guy get off? Livin' in California and all.

Isn't Woodland Hills a thriving metropolis, full of fancy restaurants where 16-year-old pregnant waitresses sell corn dogs and fish tacos, admiring their body piercings and tattoos in their reflection in the drive-up window, all the while dreaming of a career in Hollywood as supermodels on The Price is Right?

John Kass, your the man.