More Evidence of Prof. Chaos's Incompetence

[TornLabrum]

The Cubs managed to trade Jeff Fassero for two PTBNL. Two! For that incompetent! I don't care if their fifth year Class A players. That's still way more than he's worth.

:KW

"I never would have traded Fassero. He has a power arm."

[voodoochile]

So that would explain the state of the Sox...

It's simply "Chaos' Theory"...

:KW
"Entropy will be achieved. Just give me a little bit longer..."

:ohno
"Relatively speaking, I feel like we're not going anywhere. But I'm definitely getting older."

:KW
"That's because you're sitting still while I'm moving at the speed of light. Toward entropy that is."

:reinsy
"I knew this was a good decision. See how smart he is?"

:KW
"You ain't seen nothing yet, JR. I AM Prof. Chaos! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[PANFIRECRACKER]

So if Dan Wright is traveling in a space ship at the speed of light and he throws a fastball forward at 96 mph the speed of the pitch observed by KW standing in his skybox would be.......

Ahh it's all relative I guess plus he'd probably tear his labrum anyway.