View Full Version : More Evidence of Prof. Chaos's Incompetence

08-26-2002, 10:10 AM
The Cubs managed to trade Jeff Fassero for two PTBNL. Two! For that incompetent! I don't care if their fifth year Class A players. That's still way more than he's worth.


"I never would have traded Fassero. He has a power arm."

08-26-2002, 11:01 AM
So that would explain the state of the Sox...

It's simply "Chaos' Theory"...

"Entropy will be achieved. Just give me a little bit longer..."

"Relatively speaking, I feel like we're not going anywhere. But I'm definitely getting older."

"That's because you're sitting still while I'm moving at the speed of light. Toward entropy that is."

"I knew this was a good decision. See how smart he is?"

"You ain't seen nothing yet, JR. I AM Prof. Chaos! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

08-26-2002, 12:35 PM
So if Dan Wright is traveling in a space ship at the speed of light and he throws a fastball forward at 96 mph the speed of the pitch observed by KW standing in his skybox would be.......

Ahh it's all relative I guess plus he'd probably tear his labrum anyway.