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roylestillman
02-27-2013, 04:58 PM
New York Times breaks the story that the racing Italian Sausage has gone missing:
http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/27/guido-one-of-the-brewers-racing-sausages-goes-missing/

And yes, I was in attendance at the infamous Randall Simon beat down.

ComiskeyBrewer
02-27-2013, 05:27 PM
New York Times breaks the story that the racing Italian Sausage has gone missing:
http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/27/guido-one-of-the-brewers-racing-sausages-goes-missing/

And yes, I was in attendance at the infamous Randall Simon beat down.


So was i. Wes Helms won the game with a swinging bunt, IIRC.

EDIT: apparently there is a reward out for whoever finds it. A case of mustard a month.

DSpivack
02-27-2013, 07:19 PM
Nice marketing gimmick.

amsteel
02-27-2013, 08:36 PM
So many sausage puns, not enough time & too many delicate sensibilities.

johnnyg83
02-27-2013, 09:43 PM
Does Prince Fielder have an alibi?

RKMeibalane
02-27-2013, 10:14 PM
Does Prince Fielder have an alibi?

He doesn't play in Milwaukee anymore, and the Tigers are currently in Florida. He's so fat you can probably find him using the Google "Earth view" application.

DumpJerry
02-27-2013, 11:57 PM
On the news tonight, it was reported he has returned.

MUsoxfan
02-27-2013, 11:58 PM
The sausage has been returned. This long municipal nightmare is over

roylestillman
02-28-2013, 05:39 AM
On the news tonight, it was reported he has returned.
Suspects being grilled by police, I hope.

SephClone89
02-28-2013, 06:43 AM
Does Prince Fielder have an alibi?

He doesn't play in Milwaukee anymore, and the Tigers are currently in Florida. He's so fat you can probably find him using the Google "Earth view" application.

:rolleyes:

DumpJerry
02-28-2013, 07:13 AM
Suspects being grilled by police, I hope.
Good one.:D:

Southsider101
03-01-2013, 02:21 PM
Guido, the Milwaukee Brewer's Italian racing sausage has been found, unharmed.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2013/02/28/brewers-racing-sausage-returned-with-note-and-photos/1954299/

cub killer
03-01-2013, 03:41 PM
Would we be unoriginal, biting copycats if we had a race between the Willis Tower, Hancock building, Prudential Building and Trump Tower during our games?

doublem23
03-01-2013, 03:57 PM
Would we be unoriginal, biting copycats if we had a race between the Willis Tower, Hancock building, Prudential Building and Trump Tower during our games?

That would be better than the stupid, unoriginal copycat race they do now on Sundays

CoopaLoop
03-01-2013, 11:00 PM
http://deadspin.com/5987710/brewers-racing-sausage-thieves-took-their-prize-on-a-boozy-bender

oh it's been posted, carry on

fisk4ever
03-02-2013, 03:12 PM
Suspects being grilled by police, I hope.

Not the wurst outcome.