Carlos Ruiz suspended 25 games for using amphetamine

[thomas35forever]

http://deadspin.com/5963748/?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
I knew he was too good to be true somehow.

[Bob Roarman]

Guess Cal Ripken is too.

[SI1020]

I've always had a problem comparing amphetamines to designer steroids.

[DonnieDarko]

Something tells me he doesn't have ADHD.