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DrCrawdad
11-22-2011, 12:47 PM
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-cops-man-who-broke-into-sox-gms-home-was-wearing-his-clothes-20111122,0,3656917.story

doublem23
11-22-2011, 12:52 PM
Maybe you should get an alarm, Kenny

Wsoxmike59
11-22-2011, 12:54 PM
A Cubs GM wouldn't have to worry about such a theft if his house were broken in to. :cool:

DrCrawdad
11-22-2011, 02:09 PM
A Cubs GM wouldn't have to worry about such a theft if his house were broken in to. :cool:

Well if Theos house was broken into while the thieves wouldn't find a Cubs World Championship Ring they might find a Sox one...the Other Sox that is.

soxinem1
11-22-2011, 02:27 PM
I wonder if the idiots who ran on the field and attacked the KC coach are related to this guy.

Sure looks like they share the same dentist.

Well if Theos house was broken into while the thieves wouldn't find a Cubs World Championship Ring they might find a Sox one...the Other Sox that is.

I guess this would be the first time in Chicago MLB history that the GM's of each team would have nothing but Sox World Series rings in their houses.

vinny
11-22-2011, 02:45 PM
Maybe Adam Dunn should be required to work as a security guard at KW's house. Could he stop a left-handed burglar?

asindc
11-22-2011, 02:47 PM
Maybe Adam Dunn should be required to work as a security guard at KW's house. Could he stop a left-handed burglar?

At this point, he would probably be just caught looking.:cool:

soxinem1
11-22-2011, 02:52 PM
Maybe Adam Dunn should be required to work as a security guard at KW's house. Could he stop a left-handed burglar?

I doubt he would have any luck against a right-handed burglar, as the thief would just curve around him while Dunn flails at him helplessly.

DrCrawdad
11-22-2011, 03:20 PM
I was wondering how many comments at the Tribune site till there would be an ugly smear of Sox fans. And right on time there was one.

Chez
11-22-2011, 03:34 PM
I was wondering how many comments at the Tribune site till there would be an ugly smear of Sox fans. And right on time there was one.

There was a pretty funny (and predictable) comment that KW immediately signed the burglar to a 4 year/$56,000,000 contract to be the Sox DH.

bestkosher
11-22-2011, 04:06 PM
I guess this is what you get when you use Pierzynski security systems that only catch stealers 20 percent of the time.

thomas35forever
11-22-2011, 05:11 PM
I find it funny that the guy had a pizza and beer there too. Hell, I would to if I was in KW's home by myself.

wassagstdu
11-22-2011, 05:49 PM
There was a pretty funny (and predictable) comment that KW immediately signed the burglar to a 4 year/$56,000,000 contract to be the Sox DH.

Really. I was wondering if the thief might have been Adam Dunn's agent. Or the Jays' GM.

Taliesinrk
11-22-2011, 07:21 PM
This thread is gold.

PalehosePlanet
11-22-2011, 07:30 PM
I find it funny that the guy had a pizza and beer there too. Hell, I would to if I was in KW's home by myself.

Judging by the mug shot, apparently he didn't have time to take a shower. Poor KW, now his jeans smell like bum balls and ass.

thomas35forever
11-22-2011, 07:47 PM
Judging by the mug shot, apparently he didn't have time to take a shower. Poor KW, now his jeans smell like bum balls and ass.
I don't even want to know what the guy was packing down there.

34rancher
11-22-2011, 08:52 PM
Maybe Adam Dunn should be required to work as a security guard at KW's house. Could he stop a left-handed burglar?

At this point, he would probably be just caught looking.:cool:

Nah, he would take a swing and miss at the burglar.

tstrike2000
11-22-2011, 09:05 PM
Judging by the mug shot, apparently he didn't have time to take a shower. Poor KW, now his jeans smell like bum balls and ass.

Beautiful.

samurai_sox
11-23-2011, 12:47 AM
I knew Theo had a plan to get Cubs fans a world series ring, but damn!

Procol Harum
11-23-2011, 09:28 AM
Good line about this story from a friend on Facebook: "How is this not from the Onion?" :scratch:

Foulke You
11-23-2011, 03:05 PM
Judging by the mug shot, apparently he didn't have time to take a shower. Poor KW, now his jeans smell like bum balls and ass.
According to the article in the Sun Times today, KW took back his watch, his championship ring, and his coat but he let the guy keep the clothes he was wearing. Apparently, your "bum smell" theory might hold water. :cool:

AZChiSoxFan
11-23-2011, 03:37 PM
This thread is gold.


EXACTLY!

I love the part about how the guy was thawing out a lobster. That's classic!

Ron Karkovice
11-24-2011, 01:38 AM
This thread is 92% ZINGS.