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Gavin
07-21-2011, 04:06 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it ___________________________

Here's an example:
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it falling backwards like a drunk sailor into the calamitous sea.

GlassSox
07-21-2011, 04:11 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it some other year.

eriqjaffe
07-21-2011, 04:13 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because the Tigers, Indians and Twins all completely fell apart.

downstairs
07-21-2011, 04:14 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it some other year.

Beat me to it!

If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because Cleveland, Detroit, and Minnesota were suspended for rules infractions.

Rocky Soprano
07-21-2011, 04:19 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because we have a new manager and hitting coach.

LITTLE NELL
07-21-2011, 04:21 PM
Dunn and Rios start to remember how to hit a baseball.

bluedemon45
07-21-2011, 04:25 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because of timely hitting. :scratch:

kufram
07-21-2011, 04:25 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because they will have won 5 more games than Cleveland and Detroit do and 1 more game than Minnesota does over the next 65 games.

Johnny Mostil
07-21-2011, 04:27 PM
Dunn and Rios start to remember how to hit a baseball.

This.

amsteel
07-21-2011, 04:32 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it in 2006 in the NL Central

BigKlu59
07-21-2011, 04:36 PM
:gulp: The Twins, Tribe and Kittens lose half their teams to an undesclosed illness picked up from the grass at Target field...and the Sox go on an unbelievable 62-0 run when the anedote misteriously shows up in their lockeroon one fine hot July morning.... if not the drunk sailor falling backwards into a Bangkok Whorehouse on payday would come close....

BK59

Soxman24
07-21-2011, 04:55 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they will go three and out in the ALDS.

delben91
07-21-2011, 05:19 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it in 2006 in the NL Central

That didn't turn out too bad for the Cardinals...

Then again, these Sox aren't close to as fortunate as those Cardinals.

SoxNation05
07-21-2011, 05:23 PM
With 83 wins.

Lip Man 1
07-21-2011, 05:27 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because the other four teams in it will have forfeited the rest of the year.

Lip

Berkules
07-21-2011, 05:38 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it by winning 20 games in August due to timely hitting and actually scoring runs between the 2nd and 8th innings

thomas35forever
07-21-2011, 05:39 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it as the luckiest group of bastards in MLB history except for maybe the 2006 Cardinals.

KMcMahon817
07-21-2011, 05:45 PM
Out-mashing their opponents. Obviously, offense is the key with the SOX. Their pitching is and has been quite solid.

daveeym
07-21-2011, 06:07 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because we have a new manager and hitting coach.

That sizes it up. But...If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because the ASPCA get's off the donkey's back.

palehozenychicty
07-21-2011, 11:42 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it in 2014.

A. Cavatica
07-22-2011, 12:55 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, it will be because Dunn and Rios retired, and the Sox were able to redirect their salaries to the umpires.

Rikirk
07-22-2011, 06:34 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because Dunn, Rios, Quentin, Konerko and AJ all will get hot at the same time.

(Unlikely yes,...but I can dream cant I.)

Irishsoxfan
07-22-2011, 07:45 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it... and I'll forget just how mediocre they were until July 22.

DumpJerry
07-22-2011, 08:04 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because they won more games during the season than the other teams in the AL Central.

Last time I checked, that is what the rules say.

Gavin
07-22-2011, 10:07 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because they won more games during the season than the other teams in the AL Central.

Last time I checked, that is what the rules say.

You must be a riot at parties!

But seriously, this type of post was inevitable.

Quentin08
07-22-2011, 10:17 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, everyone here will say they believed all along.

Zisk77
07-22-2011, 10:23 AM
They do it just to spite most of the geniuses that post on WSI.:tongue:

blandman
07-22-2011, 10:43 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it only to keep Kenny, Ozzie, and Greg Walker employed for the next five years.

chisoxfanatic
07-22-2011, 11:51 AM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because they finally think a 200 mph fastball looks like a 97 mph pitch.

Soxman24
07-22-2011, 12:07 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because they finally think a 200 mph fastball looks like a 97 mph pitch.

Light it....:cool:

chisoxfanatic
07-22-2011, 12:37 PM
Light it....:cool:
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tstrike2000
07-22-2011, 12:40 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because they finally think a 200 mph fastball looks like a 97 mph pitch.

Except for Dunn and Beckham. They'll still think a 200 mph fastball looks like a 400 mph fastball.

chisoxfanatic
07-22-2011, 12:52 PM
Except for Dunn and Beckham. They'll still think a 200 mph fastball looks like a 400 mph fastball.
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Domeshot17
07-22-2011, 01:23 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they'll do it because we have a new manager and hitting coach.

ding ding ding ding we have a winner!

Domeshot17
07-22-2011, 01:24 PM
If the White Sox do manage to win the division, they will do it because the AL Central is that pathetically laughable terrible division in baseball this year.