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A. Cavatica
05-03-2011, 09:44 PM
"All in" isn't working for me, so I thought WSI could come up with some more appropriate slogans.

My suggestion: "No balls"

Parrothead
05-03-2011, 09:44 PM
"all in" the mood to go golfing in June.

gregoriop
05-03-2011, 09:45 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljkibu7dJC1qerp8co1_500.jpg

"I've made a huge mistake."

miker
05-03-2011, 09:46 PM
"White Sox Baseball...think of it as mental castration."

A. Cavatica
05-03-2011, 09:48 PM
After tonight, "all out" would work.

Brian26
05-03-2011, 09:49 PM
Fold

thomas35forever
05-03-2011, 09:51 PM
"Good or Bad, We Just Don't Give a ****"

Jurr
05-03-2011, 09:54 PM
All on...the trading block

BeeBeeRichard
05-03-2011, 09:56 PM
abidabida.... That's All Folks!

dwitt76
05-03-2011, 10:00 PM
All in last

JB98
05-03-2011, 10:00 PM
All Quit.

VMSNS
05-03-2011, 10:00 PM
All In! (teal)

A. Cavatica
05-03-2011, 10:08 PM
All Done!

aryzner
05-03-2011, 10:16 PM
I posted this in the postgame thread, but for me the slogan is this entire video, especially the part at around 1:20.

Warning... lots and lots of profanity...

xP1-oquwoL8

ChicagoG19
05-03-2011, 10:16 PM
The adults can't play.

WhiteSox56
05-03-2011, 10:18 PM
"I need a beer"

Soxman219
05-03-2011, 10:19 PM
All fail

tstrike2000
05-03-2011, 10:27 PM
"Damn, did we overspend!"

WhiteSox56
05-03-2011, 10:28 PM
"Can we get a bailout?"

DSpivack
05-03-2011, 10:29 PM
The adults can't play.

:rolling:

"Hey, AL fans, come to the best summertime city in the country, you'll really enjoy watching your team at US Cellular Field!"

Gavin
05-03-2011, 10:30 PM
Blue Collar McGrindyism!*

*Winning not typical

Nelson Foxtrot
05-03-2011, 10:31 PM
"Morel and More L's"
"Ohman...We Are Dunn"
"Danks for the Miseries"
"Gordon Says 'Grief is Good!'"
"As Many Wins as the Bears"
"Win or Die Laughing"
"Meet the Chicago Mets"
"I Am the Very Model of a Mediocre General Manager"
"Rules Be Damned, We're Calling Our Bookies. Bet Against Black!"
"New Hitting Coach? Heads, it's Ribbie. Tails, it's Rhubarb"
"Hey Kenny, Wanna See Me Pull a Loss Outta My Hat?"
"We'd Burn the Park for the Insurance Money if We Could Create a Spark"
"11-20? No Big Deal. It's Still Spring Training, Right? Right???"
"The Hitless, Pitchless, Fieldless Blunders"

soxnut1018
05-03-2011, 10:31 PM
At least we still have churros!

SoxSpeed22
05-03-2011, 10:39 PM
"Sorry"
or
'We have good-looking grass'

A. Cavatica
05-03-2011, 10:46 PM
"morel and more l's"
"ohman...we are dunn"
"danks for the miseries"
"gordon says 'grief is good!'"
"as many wins as the bears"
"win or die laughing"
"meet the chicago mets"
"i am the very model of a mediocre general manager"
"rules be damned, we're calling our bookies. Bet against black!"
"new hitting coach? Heads, it's ribbie. Tails, it's rhubarb"
"hey kenny, wanna see me pull a loss outta my hat?"
"we'd burn the park for the insurance money if we could create a spark"
"11-20? No big deal. It's still spring training, right? Right???"
"the hitless, pitchless, fieldless blunders"

rofl! :d:

Boondock Saint
05-03-2011, 10:50 PM
The 2011 Chicago White Sox: **** it, we aren't paying attention, either.

tstrike2000
05-03-2011, 10:51 PM
White Sox baseball. We don't use the lumber. Saving one tree at a time.

Lip Man 1
05-03-2011, 10:53 PM
"It's time..." for a change.

Lip

DumpJerry
05-03-2011, 10:56 PM
"Our players get low, low auto insurance rates*."



*It's because they never hit anything.

NLaloosh
05-03-2011, 11:20 PM
Don't be so quick to dismiss this organization. As a caller on the Rongey show suggested, they could start bringing up the minor league talent and this team could take off.

And, those international signings should start kicking in real soon. The future is bright!

tstrike2000
05-03-2011, 11:22 PM
White Sox Baseball - Never thought we'd miss Brian Anderson.

captain54
05-03-2011, 11:35 PM
Come to US Cellular...Bring your cash! Let's have an OverSpendathon!

Gordon Shumway
05-04-2011, 12:05 AM
Good Guys Wear Black

S-SideTrifecta
05-04-2011, 12:20 AM
All In?

I'm Out

MtGrnwdSoxFan
05-04-2011, 01:41 AM
"When a food item emerges as our best move of the offseason, we may have overestimated our projections a tad. Watch anyway, please."

Dan H
05-04-2011, 04:45 AM
"Morel and More L's"
"Ohman...We Are Dunn"
"Danks for the Miseries"
"Gordon Says 'Grief is Good!'"
"As Many Wins as the Bears"
"Win or Die Laughing"
"Meet the Chicago Mets"
"I Am the Very Model of a Mediocre General Manager"
"Rules Be Damned, We're Calling Our Bookies. Bet Against Black!"
"New Hitting Coach? Heads, it's Ribbie. Tails, it's Rhubarb"
"Hey Kenny, Wanna See Me Pull a Loss Outta My Hat?"
"We'd Burn the Park for the Insurance Money if We Could Create a Spark"
"11-20? No Big Deal. It's Still Spring Training, Right? Right???"
"The Hitless, Pitchless, Fieldless Blunders"

I'll take any of these.

VenturaFan23
05-04-2011, 05:50 AM
"Loyal to a Fault"
"Tipping our cap since July 2006"

Cavahoo
05-04-2011, 07:47 AM
White Sox baseball...No annoying post season parking problems.

BringHomeDaBacon
05-04-2011, 08:09 AM
Please don't call, please don't call, please don't call

LITTLE NELL
05-04-2011, 08:09 AM
All Over.

Quentin08
05-04-2011, 08:11 AM
White Sox Baseball... We're All Still Here.. So Come Out and Enjoy Our New Offer of Buy 1 Ticket Get 4 Tickets Free.. and While You're Here Visit the New Bacardi at the Morgue and Buy 1 Meal Get 4 Meals Free.. Kids 18 and Under Eat Free

eriqjaffe
05-04-2011, 08:17 AM
"Go Bulls"

tstrike2000
05-04-2011, 08:19 AM
All Garbage.

Hitmen77
05-04-2011, 08:36 AM
I'm totally ripping off Kittle42 for these:

"Nine Men Out"

or

"Wake Me Up When September Ends"

miker
05-04-2011, 08:40 AM
"Can't play baseball...but our manager can Tweet!"

Red Barchetta
05-04-2011, 08:42 AM
All In?

I'm Out


I like it!

or...

"All In - And I Can't Get Out"

LongLiveFisk
05-04-2011, 08:57 AM
White Sox Baseball:

Sip your beer and tip your cap!

g0g0
05-04-2011, 09:04 AM
"It could be worse...right?"

or

"Spreading bad baseball like Captain Trips"

GoGoCrede
05-04-2011, 09:05 AM
The adults can't play.

Love it. Lots of gems in this thread.

russ99
05-04-2011, 09:07 AM
All in our wallets, all out of excuses.

GoGoCrede
05-04-2011, 09:18 AM
White Sox Baseball... We're All Still Here.. So Come Out and Enjoy Our New Offer of Buy 1 Ticket Get 4 Tickets Free.. and While You're Here Visit the New Bacardi at the Morgue and Buy 1 Meal Get 4 Meals Free.. Kids 18 and Under Eat Free

Now that's something that'll get people down to the ballpark! Make it happen Brooks.

miker
05-04-2011, 09:22 AM
"Not as bad as inoperable cancer."

Bucky F. Dent
05-04-2011, 09:31 AM
"The Chicago White Sox: We Suck Out Loud!"

Bucky F. Dent
05-04-2011, 09:34 AM
Don't be so quick to dismiss this organization. As a caller on the Rongey show suggested, they could start bringing up the minor league talent and this team could take off.

And, those international signings should start kicking in real soon. The future is bright!


What minor league talent?

QueerGirrl
05-04-2011, 09:42 AM
"The Chicago White Sox: We Suck Out Loud!"

Hahahaha!

RedHeadPaleHoser
05-04-2011, 10:39 AM
White Sox Baseball - like a car wreck without the blood or gore.

tstrike2000
05-04-2011, 10:46 AM
Next Sox "All In" commercial:

Gordon Beckham, "All in, means watching me up at the plate gives all the average Joe's out there hope that they, too can play Major League Baseball."

soltrain21
05-04-2011, 10:51 AM
"All In means if I can swing and miss at a 200 MPH fastball, then I'll probably hit a weak grounder on a 91 MPH fastball. LIGHT IT!"

RedHeadPaleHoser
05-04-2011, 10:51 AM
The next All In commercial should show Thornton, Beckham and Dunn moving their lockers into the cellar. Then Gardenhire locking the door behind them.

Fenway
05-04-2011, 10:54 AM
25 Men Out :?:

RedHeadPaleHoser
05-04-2011, 10:56 AM
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5189/5668915261_3364b20acd_b.jpg

PorkChopExpress
05-04-2011, 10:56 AM
White Sox baseball - she's gone from suck to blow.
http://jim.eponym.com/Spaceballs_Dark_Helmet.jpg

tsoxman
05-04-2011, 10:56 AM
Over and out.

GoSox2K3
05-04-2011, 11:04 AM
Passion!..FRUSTRATION!
Pride!..SHAME!
Tradition!..SUBMISSION!

VenturaFan23
05-04-2011, 11:15 AM
"All In means if I can swing and miss at a 200 MPH fastball, then I'll probably hit a weak grounder on a 91 MPH fastball. LIGHT IT!"

:rolling: Each day that commercial becomes more and more comical and irrelevant.

southside rocks
05-04-2011, 11:24 AM
Just some random game clips from the first 30 games, and the slogan:
The 2011 Chicago White Sox: Done Like Dinner

dickallen15
05-04-2011, 12:11 PM
Tip Your Cap

That seems like the Sox slogan. They should have ushers tip their cap when fans arrive. Beer vendors tip their cap when they sell you a beer. Concession stand workers should tip their cap. Instead of the 7th inning stretch, they should have the 7th inning Tip Your Cap.

Scottiehaswheels
05-04-2011, 12:25 PM
The unlovable losers.
Bringin the 60's back- as in number of wins and payroll for the next decade.

Thome_Fan
05-04-2011, 12:43 PM
I'll see your Will Arnett and raise you this.

http://bbhart.com/img/gob-chicken-dance.gif

"CUCK coo CUCK coo CUCK coo CUCK coo!"


edit: Or even, "The White Sox? Really?" "They're really funny." "They must be..."

Scottiehaswheels
05-04-2011, 12:44 PM
Nice guys do finish last!

Lip Man 1
05-04-2011, 12:47 PM
Scottie:

I'd take in a nansecond, in a heartbeat the White Sox teams from 1960 through 1967, in particular the teams from 63 through 65.

They only averaged 96 wins a year during that stretch.

Lip

Scottiehaswheels
05-04-2011, 12:53 PM
Scottie:

I'd take in a nansecond, in a heartbeat the White Sox teams from 1960 through 1967, in particular the teams from 63 through 65.

They only averaged 96 wins a year during that stretch.

Lip
Ha you misunderstood me. 60's being the number of wins we'll have this year.

chaotic8512
05-04-2011, 12:55 PM
I'll see your Will Arnett and raise you this.

http://bbhart.com/img/gob-chicken-dance.gif

"CUCK coo CUCK coo CUCK coo CUCK coo!"


edit: Or even, "The White Sox? Really?" "They're really funny." "They must be..."

This has my full endorsement. :D:

My entry:
The 2011 White Sox: Call 'em. They're holding 7-2 offsuit.

QueerGirrl
05-04-2011, 01:39 PM
I'll see your Will Arnett and raise you this.

http://bbhart.com/img/gob-chicken-dance.gif

"CUCK coo CUCK coo CUCK coo CUCK coo!"


edit: Or even, "The White Sox? Really?" "They're really funny." "They must be..."

God that show was brilliant.

TDog
05-04-2011, 01:46 PM
I haven't read the posts after the first page, and I really don't like marketing slogans because they will be used against you if you don't win, and in baseball the chances are you won't win.

"Dunn by May" might be what people here are looking for.

Honestly, it was Adam Dunn people here wanted. And I still believe that eventually he will adjust to American League pitching and DHing (although he may never be able to hit lefties consistently) and the Sox will have a better lineup.

Lip Man 1
05-04-2011, 04:37 PM
Scottie:

No worries, my bad.

Lip

guillensdisciple
05-04-2011, 04:39 PM
Your 2011 White Sox:

Reinventing the paper bag.

Medford Bobby
05-04-2011, 04:46 PM
"Your 2012 White Sox season ticket plans are on sale right now!!!":bandance::bandance:

Bob G
05-04-2011, 05:40 PM
From one of my all time favorite movies - Animal House:

ALL IS WELL!!! ALL IS WELL!!

Lip Man 1
05-04-2011, 05:53 PM
Guillen:

Someone took your suggestion.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2011-05/61371806.jpg

Lip

guillensdisciple
05-04-2011, 06:01 PM
Guillen:

Someone took your suggestion.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2011-05/61371806.jpg

Lip


Is that from today's game?

soxnut1018
05-04-2011, 06:02 PM
White Sox Baseball: Plenty of Good Seats Still Available

guillensdisciple
05-04-2011, 06:04 PM
White Sox Baseball: Plenty of Good Seats Still Available


Correction: Overpriced good seats

Over By There
05-04-2011, 06:06 PM
White Sox Baseball. Stallin'. Fallin'. Bawlin'. Gallin'. LOLin'.

infohawk
05-04-2011, 06:10 PM
2011 White Sox Baseball..."All SPin."

soxnut1018
05-04-2011, 06:13 PM
Correction: Overpriced good seats

Even if they were free they'd be overpriced.

FoulTerritory
05-04-2011, 06:17 PM
I posted this in the postgame thread, but for me the slogan is this entire video, especially the part at around 1:20.

Warning... lots and lots of profanity...

xP1-oquwoL8

Ha! This video should replace the current dramatic montage at the beginning of the game. That way the fans at the stadium will get a more accurate lead-in for how they may feel while witnessing the brand of baseball that the White Sox will be playing on a given evening.

PalehosePlanet
05-04-2011, 06:31 PM
Some possibilities:

The 2011 White Sox: Refuse to Win!

You Don't Always Get What You pay For.

The Year of Living Despondently.

Medford Bobby
05-04-2011, 06:33 PM
Just like the weather, wait five minutes and we will suck even more. :scratch:

Crestani
05-04-2011, 06:34 PM
Remember, "You win 60 and you lose 60. "It depends on what you do in those other 42 ball games"!!

Looks like 12-30 to me Hawk....!!!:scratch:

Lip Man 1
05-04-2011, 06:40 PM
Guillen:

Yes it is.

Lip

Scottiehaswheels
05-04-2011, 09:27 PM
Walkerball:Catch it. All the MLB teams do.

Zakath
05-04-2011, 09:29 PM
The 2011 White Sox: Making the Cubs Look Good.

A. Cavatica
05-04-2011, 09:29 PM
This year's Cy Young award winner - pitching the bottom of every inning near you.

Zakath
05-04-2011, 09:33 PM
This year's Cy Young award winner - pitching the bottom of every inning near you.

*Unless we're on the road, then it's the top... Oh, hell, you're not watching anyway.

Zakath
05-04-2011, 09:34 PM
The 2011 White Sox - All In to Killing Time Until Football Season

tstrike2000
05-04-2011, 09:35 PM
Sox Speed - Caught stealing more times than a thief with two broken legs.

Boondock Saint
05-04-2011, 09:37 PM
Walkerball:Catch it. All the MLB teams do.

Might help Pierre and Rios remember what their job is when they take the field.

StillMissOzzie
05-05-2011, 02:15 AM
All In - the crapper!

SMO
:angry::mad:

SoxandtheCityTee
05-05-2011, 09:48 AM
or, All In: Crapped Out.

soxlady8
05-05-2011, 04:17 PM
Seriously-- they need to make some new commercials.
Honest ones ...
like digging out from under the rock we have been in , getting back on the horses they fell off etc. etc.

put some humor into it and some honesty ... salvage the season w this
and w the fans !!

downstairs
05-05-2011, 04:32 PM
Chicago White Sox: Your 2005 World Champions.

downstairs
05-05-2011, 04:33 PM
Remember, "You win 60 and you lose 60. "It depends on what you do in those other 42 ball games"!!

Looks like 12-30 to me Hawk....!!!:scratch:

"Chicago White Sox Baseball: Getting the 'lose 60' part out of the way early."

Gavin
05-05-2011, 04:55 PM
Still got Hawk!

salty99
05-05-2011, 05:03 PM
Losing Ugly!

cws05champ
05-05-2011, 05:03 PM
White Sox baseball: A great bunch of guys!

White Sox baseball: OUR park doesn't smell

White Sox Baseball: Come for the overpaid players, stay for the overpriced food!

tstrike2000
05-05-2011, 06:16 PM
Getting the Twins out of their slumps since 2001.

SOXSINCE'70
05-05-2011, 06:22 PM
White Sox baseball:

Who needs Ipecac*?:anon::puking::puking:

* -Ipecac is a medication given to those who need to vomit.

BringHomeDaBacon
05-05-2011, 06:26 PM
You gotta be bleeping me!

gogosox675
05-05-2011, 06:45 PM
2011 White Sox: At least we're polite!

GlassSox
05-05-2011, 07:48 PM
Ah **** It!

grv1974
05-05-2011, 07:51 PM
"All in" isn't working for me, so I thought WSI could come up with some more appropriate slogans.

My suggestion: "No balls"

2011 White Sox: Waste of Payroll

grv1974
05-05-2011, 07:54 PM
2011 White Sox: At least the new teamshop's being built.

PaleHoser
05-05-2011, 09:36 PM
"Pffffffffft!"
"Our manager uses Twitter, our season's in the ****ter."

soxinem1
05-05-2011, 09:45 PM
"Pffffffffft!"
"Our manager uses Twitter, our season's in the ****ter."

And we can use some ****ing hitters! :cool:

CubsfansareDRUNK
05-05-2011, 09:47 PM
Lose or Die Tryin'

slavko
05-05-2011, 10:03 PM
"Morel and More L's"
"Ohman...We Are Dunn"
"Danks for the Miseries"
"Gordon Says 'Grief is Good!'"
"As Many Wins as the Bears"
"Win or Die Laughing"
"Meet the Chicago Mets"
"I Am the Very Model of a Mediocre General Manager"
"Rules Be Damned, We're Calling Our Bookies. Bet Against Black!"
"New Hitting Coach? Heads, it's Ribbie. Tails, it's Rhubarb"
"Hey Kenny, Wanna See Me Pull a Loss Outta My Hat?"
"We'd Burn the Park for the Insurance Money if We Could Create a Spark"
"11-20? No Big Deal. It's Still Spring Training, Right? Right???"
"The Hitless, Pitchless, Fieldless Blunders"

You, my friend, are a National Resource. LOL. All of you are.

White Sox Baseball - Never thought we'd miss Brian Anderson.

Somebody actually said that to me today on the golf course. You know, .235 with some pop, flawless CF, if PK couldn't go, he be our rep at the ASG.

MeteorsSox4367
05-06-2011, 09:57 AM
"We'd Rather Be Watching The Bulls Game, Too!"

"The Hawks Don't Start Until October So You're Stuck With Us."

"At Least We Don't Have Cutler."

"Eleven Months Until The 2012 Season Begins!"

"At Least You Can Wake Up From Your Nightmare."

"Playing Like Something Your Dog Left In the Yard."

"U.S. Cellular Field - Where Every Day Is Dog Day."

wilburaga
05-06-2011, 11:34 AM
Shock and awful.

Domeshot17
05-06-2011, 12:03 PM
Drawing Dead

VenturaFan23
05-06-2011, 01:10 PM
"Come Ready to Play.....seriously."

Hitmen77
05-06-2011, 06:18 PM
"U.S. Cellular Field - Where Every Day Is Dog Day."

:lol:

That's pretty funny.

billyvsox
05-07-2011, 08:08 AM
"White Sox Baseball....Dadgummit"

"Were Bluffing"

"We lolligag around the bases, we lolligag at bat, we lolligag in the field...what does that make us......"Lolligaggers"

GoSox2K3
05-09-2011, 08:53 AM
White Sox Baseball - Making Fans Feel Good About 2 Game Winning Streaks.