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hi im skot
02-27-2011, 09:11 AM
That's right, gang - it's time to see Getty Images' photographers to make our Chicago White Sox look as awkward and cross-eyed as possible!

The glorious gallery can be found here (http://www.daylife.com/search/photos/1/grid?q=chicago+white+sox).

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j146/sschaaf/castro.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j146/sschaaf/TCQ-1.jpg

Who knew the guy who took the pictures for my middle school yearbook moved on to bigger and better things?

soltrain21
02-27-2011, 10:57 AM
Alexei planning on keeping his rico sauve beard type thing he has going on?

GoGoCrede
02-27-2011, 12:08 PM
Underwhelmed by Gavin's photos. Ugh, no one looks all that great, actually. Christ, I could do better with a damn Polaroid.

getonbckthr
02-27-2011, 12:52 PM
Phegley looks like he lives at the gym, jeez.

Bucky F. Dent
02-27-2011, 01:31 PM
Buehrle looks like he could stand to lose a few pounds.

TheCommander
02-27-2011, 03:58 PM
Brian Bruney looks like Bluto.

FreeBuck12
02-27-2011, 04:04 PM
These pictures are de.....wait for it... lightful
:redneck

I enjoy the konerko smirk

MtGrnwdSoxFan
02-27-2011, 04:15 PM
Let's play "White Sox Lookalikes". I'll start.

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/mtgrnwdstar913/price.jpg

Jared Price


http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm117/mtgrnwdstar913/droopy.jpg

Droopy

SOX ADDICT '73
02-27-2011, 04:20 PM
No doubt the lighting choice is a curious one. That said, there are some seriously goofy-looking dudes on this team.

And it's nice to see the results of Will Ohman's rigorous offseason diet and workout regimen:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02cb8Ec0fP3cP/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

"A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a healthy dinner!" *

(*The shakes were triple-thick from McDonald's, and "healthy" is in reference to the portions.)

soxlady8
02-27-2011, 04:53 PM
Underwhelmed by Gavin's photos. Ugh, no one looks all that great, actually. Christ, I could do better with a damn Polaroid.

I was thinking the same thing GoGo !!
Not very flattering pics for the high majority of the guys at all ~~

tstrike2000
02-28-2011, 08:32 AM
No doubt the lighting choice is a curious one. That said, there are some seriously goofy-looking dudes on this team.

And it's nice to see the results of Will Ohman's rigorous offseason diet and workout regimen:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02cb8Ec0fP3cP/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

"A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a healthy dinner!" *

(*The shakes were triple-thick from McDonald's, and "healthy" is in reference to the portions.)

Oh, that's Will Ohman? My bad, I thought it might've been a bum they picked up because they still had film in the camera.

aryzner
02-28-2011, 08:38 AM
How did they get Quentin to smile?

eriqjaffe
02-28-2011, 10:24 AM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cXJ7nt1O25Oe/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0
:o:

doublem23
02-28-2011, 10:26 AM
One day he'll grow into that hat.

Vestigio
02-28-2011, 10:30 AM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04DmegkdsW2AL/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

Beckham looks like he's digesting Mexican food, or just saw his parents doing it.

BleacherBandit
02-28-2011, 10:57 AM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00EK2umcEucwB/x610.jpg


PLEASE, PLEASE GET A SMALLER HAT WHOEVER YOU ARE.

eriqjaffe
02-28-2011, 11:24 AM
What's up with Chris Sale's eyebrows?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0c9pc8l5FS1fd/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

SephClone89
02-28-2011, 11:28 AM
What's up with Chris Sale's eyebrows?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0c9pc8l5FS1fd/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

eriqjaffe
02-28-2011, 11:51 AM
Actually, I think I figured it out!

http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/04/spock.jpg

roylestillman
02-28-2011, 12:43 PM
Brian Bruney looks like "Peggy" from the Discover card commercials

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07277XagQ46vs/232x344.jpg?center=0.5,0

DeadMoney
02-28-2011, 12:49 PM
Almost every head shot looks like you're looking into one of those fun house mirrors at a carnival... :scratch:

Streets
02-28-2011, 12:52 PM
Who is this photographer? Oy!

RedHeadPaleHoser
02-28-2011, 12:58 PM
Brian Bruney looks like "Peggy" from the Discover card commercials

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07277XagQ46vs/232x344.jpg?center=0.5,0

Happy Times. Ding.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0av4f8p2X4bQZ/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

Bend the brim. Really, it's ok.

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gv18KD9fqdJG/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

Wilson, the neighbor from Tool Time? Or is he getting extra $ from Mizuno for showing his glove in his photo?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gBCbNs2zGes6/232x340.jpg?center=0.5,0

Sorry, looks like a grown up version of....

http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Thud-300x198.jpg

eriqjaffe
02-28-2011, 01:01 PM
Who is this photographer? Oy!Some guy named Harry How. There's even a picture of him in the gallery!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05an4xw1vyg2Q/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

At least he knows how to bend his brim!

Jim Shorts
02-28-2011, 01:45 PM
Brian Bruney looks like "Peggy" from the Discover card commercials

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/07277XagQ46vs/232x344.jpg?center=0.5,0
Well played

Dick Allen
02-28-2011, 01:59 PM
Is this what you would call "Winning Ugly"?:o:

Is it my imagination, or does Tony Pena look just like Roberto Hernandez?

sox102
02-28-2011, 02:03 PM
These pictures are horrendous.

sox102
02-28-2011, 02:06 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/04DmegkdsW2AL/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

Beckham looks like he's digesting Mexican food, or just saw his parents doing it.

It's Wayne Arnold from The Wonder Years!

Rocky Soprano
02-28-2011, 02:08 PM
It's Wayne Arnold from The Wonder Years!

:rolling:

Looks just like him!

hi im skot
02-28-2011, 02:22 PM
It's Wayne Arnold from The Wonder Years!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7aw51Prbv1qa5j45o1_250.jpg

"Shut up, butthead!"

Well done.

MtGrnwdSoxFan
02-28-2011, 02:34 PM
Is this what you would call "Winning Ugly"?:o:

Is it my imagination, or does Tony Pena look just like Roberto Hernandez?

Too bad he doesn't pitch like him. :(:

GoGoCrede
02-28-2011, 02:48 PM
Tough crowd in here. :cool:

EnglishChiSox
02-28-2011, 03:00 PM
The tigers ones are even worse, they are very weird. Thornton's is quite nice though.

VenturaFan23
02-28-2011, 03:10 PM
It's Wayne Arnold from The Wonder Years!

"Hey scrote!"

voodoochile
02-28-2011, 03:15 PM
What's up with Chris Sale's eyebrows?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0c9pc8l5FS1fd/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

Eyebrows scmybrows his ears are lopsided. The left one is definitely lower then the right...

LongLiveFisk
02-28-2011, 03:49 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0av4f8p2X4bQZ/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

Bend the brim. Really, it's ok.


Yeah, you have bend it a LITTLE for crying out loud! :?:

MisterB
02-28-2011, 04:18 PM
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j146/sschaaf/TCQ-1.jpg


Note to photographer: Please leave your ****ing "artistic" lighting techniques at home and just TAKE THE GODDAMN PICTURE!

Streets
02-28-2011, 05:17 PM
Sox need to fire this photog, all of his pictures are terrible. Seriously.

hi im skot
02-28-2011, 05:23 PM
Sox need to fire this photog, all of his pictures are terrible. Seriously.

I don't think he works for the Sox...pretty sure he works for Getty.

chisoxfanatic
02-28-2011, 05:28 PM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cXJ7nt1O25Oe/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0
:o:
Lillibridge is proof that one size doesn't fit all!

eriqjaffe
02-28-2011, 05:45 PM
Lillibridge is proof that one size doesn't fit all!Are you talking about hats or ears?

SoxandtheCityTee
02-28-2011, 05:53 PM
Dear God in Heaven. Beckham and Quentin are actually handsome men in real life. Why would the Sox front office agree to pay for and use photos that are so unflattering in the extreme? I'd have a clause in my contract if I were they. This is photographic libel.

How is the crossed eyes effect produced, exactly? :scratch:

SoxThunder
02-28-2011, 06:12 PM
Lillibridge is proof that one size doesn't fit all!

Here's another picture of Lillibridge I found:
file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ROBERT%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png

doublem23
02-28-2011, 06:32 PM
How is the crossed eyes effect produced, exactly? :scratch:

It looks like the lighting is set up so it be directly on each side of their face, so the shadow falls simultaneously in each socket. It's ****in weird.

twinsuck
02-28-2011, 10:08 PM
No doubt the lighting choice is a curious one. That said, there are some seriously goofy-looking dudes on this team.

And it's nice to see the results of Will Ohman's rigorous offseason diet and workout regimen:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02cb8Ec0fP3cP/232x348.jpg?center=0.5,0

"A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and then a healthy dinner!" *

(*The shakes were triple-thick from McDonald's, and "healthy" is in reference to the portions.)
wait, this guy isn't a coach?? :o: