How many HR does Adam Dunn hit next season, with his home games at USCF?

[doublem23]

Poll!

[delben91]

I was torn. Either 80 billion, or 2. Hard to choose...

[DirtySox]

This is the best poll I've ever seen.

[MtGrnwdSoxFan]

Poll!

Where's the "he hits two for every churro sold at USCF" option?

[Frater Perdurabo]

In all seriousness, I think he could hit 50. I think 40 is a more likely number, though.

[Marqhead]

How many ABs will he get?

[LoveYourSuit]

How many ABs will he get?


Good question, in case Ozzie finds a roster spots for Kotsay.

[Rikirk]

Ill say 41 hopefully.

[rdwj]

Infinity? That's just silly!!

How many ABs will he get? Take that number and subtract 150 for Ks. The rest will be HRs.

[DumpJerry]

I voted for 10,000 because it is mathematically impossible to get 80,000,000,000 at-bats in 162 games. Also, he will have some game at Tiger Stadium where he might get only 439 homers.

[kevingrt]

Buzz Lightyear style "too infinity and BEYOND!"

[DaveFeelsRight]

How many ABs will he get?he's going to split time with kotsay, duh.

[Marqhead]

Good question, in case Ozzie finds a roster spots for Kotsay.

he's going to split time with kotsay, duh.

Mine was more of an every AB = HR post.

We'll miss Kotsay's beardtangibles for sure next season.

[DSpivack]

Where's the "he hits two for every churro sold at USCF" option?

Agreed.

How can there be a poll with no churro option. :angry:

[doublem23]

Agreed.

How can there be a poll with no churro option. :angry:

I try to keep my polls from delving into the ridiculous, OBVIOUSLY

[Thome25]

more importantly, how many does he hit with so much protection around him in the Sox lineup?

[DumpJerry]

Good question, in case Ozzie finds a roster spots for Kotsay.

he's going to split time with kotsay, duh.
You guy do realize that Kotsay is no longer with the White Sox, don't you?

[soltrain21]

You guy do realize that Kotsay is no longer with the White Sox, don't you?

You underestimate Mark Kotsay.

[DumpJerry]

You underestimate Mark Kotsay.
No I don't. I know he will sign with the Royals and hit .405 while carrying them to the World Series title and making them forget George Brett.

[tstrike2000]

Infinity, but Chuck Norris is still the only person doing anything with infinity twice.

[whitem0nkey]

47 HRs, 107 RBIs, 152H, 37-2B, 8 SB, 114 BB, 162 SO, .930 OBP, .563 SLG, 312 TB,

:gulp:

[Nellie_Fox]

162 SO, .930 OBP,Doesn't compute.

[Dub25]

756, then in year 2 of his contract he pulls ahead of the HGH abuser that is tops on the list. :D:

[RedHeadPaleHoser]

If churro sales compute in relation to $ spent on payroll, then the amount of financial activity in the mezzanine will caught a slight wind gust to right and right center.....

I'd say 212.
That's a home run for almost every potential at bat for every home game. I lessened it from 243 only because I expect a few warning track sacrifice flies due to someone not having their $ ready when they reach the churro stand, thereby creating a drop in pressure of that wind gust.

Those people will be beaten with their churros.

[whitem0nkey]

Doesn't compute.

oops, LOL i wanted to type OPS