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LITTLE NELL
08-19-2010, 01:10 PM
To be indicted for lying.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/20/sports/baseball/20clemens.html?_r=1

g0g0
08-19-2010, 01:12 PM
Good. Maybe it'll wipe that smug smile off of his face. Hopefully they'll start going after everyone.

thomas35forever
08-19-2010, 01:21 PM
**** yeah! How will you deny it this time, Rocket?

pythons007
08-19-2010, 01:31 PM
I need for someone to refresh my memory with this one. His trainer called him out he denied...then what happened? I can't rememeber.

VenturaFan23
08-19-2010, 02:08 PM
I need for someone to refresh my memory with this one. His trainer called him out he denied...then what happened? I can't rememeber.

You mean you "mis-remembered" right? :redneck

jackbrohamer
08-19-2010, 02:54 PM
He could have lied just like A-Rod, Petittte and others did (IMO) and just say he did it once or twice. The fact that he appears to have lied his face off, over and over again, to Congress and on national TV, really set him up for this.

DumpJerry
08-19-2010, 03:12 PM
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/young-roger-clemens.jpg
Mr. Jail Warden, here are my conditions for being in your prison:
1. I will not have a cell mate.
2. When I eat my meals, the dinning room is to be empty of all other inmates.
3. Prison employees may not speak to me. This includes you.
4. I will not participate in the prison softball team.
5. I shall choose the clothing I will wear.
6. My bed shall be a king sized mattress with box spring.
7. I shall have access to a private shower 24/7.
8. Autographs are $75.00 per request. Cash only.

Thank you.

The Roger.

soxinem1
08-19-2010, 03:29 PM
Screw 'em!

Fenway
08-19-2010, 04:10 PM
WEEI just read this on air to great laughter.

Oh how I wish Will McDonough was alive for this day.


http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/young-roger-clemens.jpg
Mr. Jail Warden, here are my conditions for being in your prison:
1. I will not have a cell mate.
2. When I eat my meals, the dinning room is to be empty of all other inmates.
3. Prison employees may not speak to me. This includes you.
4. I will not participate in the prison softball team.
5. I shall choose the clothing I will wear.
6. My bed shall be a king sized mattress with box spring.
7. I shall have access to a private shower 24/7.
8. Autographs are $75.00 per request. Cash only.

Thank you.

The Roger.

DumpJerry
08-19-2010, 06:06 PM
WEEI just read this on air to great laughter.

Oh how I wish Will McDonough was alive for this day.
I am honored (I think).

I open at The Sands next week.

SOXSINCE'70
08-19-2010, 06:49 PM
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/young-roger-clemens.jpg
Mr. Jail Warden, here are my conditions for being in your prison:
1. I will not have a cell mate.
2. When I eat my meals, the dinning room is to be empty of all other inmates.
3. Prison employees may not speak to me. This includes you.
4. I will not participate in the prison softball team.
5. I shall choose the clothing I will wear.
6. My bed shall be a king sized mattress with box spring.
7. I shall have access to a private shower 24/7.
8. Autographs are $75.00 per request. Cash only.

Thank you.

The Roger.

Sad and funny at the same time.

Fenway
08-19-2010, 07:22 PM
I am honored (I think).

I open at The Sands next week.

Glenn Ordway on WEEI said "White Sox fans are a sharp bunch unlike the zealots that follow the team ten miles north."

Fenway
08-19-2010, 08:35 PM
The United States of America vs William Clemens

http://bit.ly/cNkXvV

Daver
08-19-2010, 09:00 PM
I am honored (I think).

I open at The Sands next week.

Don't forget to tip the waitresses.

PeteWard
08-19-2010, 11:58 PM
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/young-roger-clemens.jpg
Mr. Jail Warden, here are my conditions for being in your prison:
1. I will not have a cell mate.
2. When I eat my meals, the dinning room is to be empty of all other inmates.
3. Prison employees may not speak to me. This includes you.
4. I will not participate in the prison softball team.
5. I shall choose the clothing I will wear.
6. My bed shall be a king sized mattress with box spring.
7. I shall have access to a private shower 24/7.
8. Autographs are $75.00 per request. Cash only.

Thank you.

The Roger.

Not sure about #1. I think he would request Andy as a cellmate. And I don't mean "Dufresne".

PeteWard
08-19-2010, 11:59 PM
Glenn Ordway on WEEI said "White Sox fans are a sharp bunch unlike the zealots that follow the team ten miles north."

The only problem with that is that we are the zealots. Informed, sharp zealots, but zealots nevertheless. :D:

Fenway
08-20-2010, 07:17 PM
Roger just called WEEI ( the station is doing the Jimmy Fund telethon with NESN today).

http://dlvr.it/43CDn AUDIO

Some background - the host Glenn Ordway and Clemens have a looooong history of bad blood but Clemens does have a genuine affinity for the Jimmy Fund.

bunty_doghunter
08-20-2010, 09:27 PM
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/young-roger-clemens.jpg
Mr. Jail Warden, here are my conditions for being in your prison:
1. I will not have a cell mate.
2. When I eat my meals, the dinning room is to be empty of all other inmates.
3. Prison employees may not speak to me. This includes you.
4. I will not participate in the prison softball team.
5. I shall choose the clothing I will wear.
6. My bed shall be a king sized mattress with box spring.
7. I shall have access to a private shower 24/7.
8. Autographs are $75.00 per request. Cash only.

Thank you.

The Roger.
And no brown M&Ms?