The Onion does fake Ozzie quotes

[PatK]

I dunno. A couple of decent ones. Just thought I'd throw it out there

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-quotable-ozzie-guillen,17853/

[doublem23]

Good for a chuckle if you don't mind an occasional, OK, often f-bomb.

[Boondock Saint]

That pretty well sucked.

[Zisk77]

Yeah, I gotta say that had potential to be very funny but really wasn't. maybe we out to start our own thread on fake ozzie quotes, bet it would hysterical.

[WisSoxFan]

A good idea and seems to be right down The Onion's alley, but poorly executed. Not even one smile from any of those here.

[KenBerryGrab]

So weak.

[AnkleSox]

I would expect way better from the Onion.

[Harry Chappas]

I would expect way better from the Onion.

Come on, the Dustin Pedroia quote was pretty funny. The image of Ozzie feeding him apples made me laugh.

[Zakath]

Hell, Ozzie's said funnier things than they made up trying to be funny.

Fairly weak from the people who gave you the 4,096-team NCAA Tournament...

[BadBobbyJenks]

The 2008 Cubs fan line made me laugh, the rest were pretty bad though.

[rdwj]

Swing and a miss

[Slappy]

I thought they were alright for a little side note in the Onion sports section. The Smash Mouth one was pretty stupid, though.

[hi im skot]

Was that a Sportspickle article?

Awful.

[SOXSINCE'70]

I never knew The Onion was sCrUBS biased.:(:

[SOX ADDICT '73]

Good for a chuckle if you don't mind an occasional, OK, often f-bomb.
Just like the real Ozzie!