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BadBobbyJenks
07-16-2010, 05:47 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Fields_%28infielder%29

Notice anything interesting?

october23sp
07-16-2010, 05:55 PM
Fields majored in Fieldsology, the study of the origin of Josh Fields. He was also the Fieldsology Department Chair. And the Dean. Fields, or Emperor Fields, as people called him, currently holds doctorates in 11 disciplines, speaks 8 languages (including 3 from alien life forms that he visits on long weekends), and is a best-selling author of "How To" books. He has only written one "How To" book - How To Do Everything, by Josh Fields. With foreward by Ron Karkovic,

Before it gets taken down.

hoosiersoxfan
07-16-2010, 05:56 PM
Hahaha

"He also has three Olympic fencing medals, and nine (9) career tennis Grand Slam doubles titles (playing as a single)."

LoveYourSuit
07-16-2010, 05:57 PM
This:

"Kansas City Royals
On November 6, 2009, Fields, along with Chris Getz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Getz), was traded by the Chicago White Sox (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_White_Sox) to the Kansas City Royals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City_Royals) in exchange for Mark Teahen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Teahen).
Realizing their mistake of Fieldsian proportions, Fields' former team traded two minor leaguers to a collector of antiquities for a magical genie lamp. The management used all three wishes to create three Josh Fields clones but the genie literally said the following... "I can literally give you anything in the entire world, except Josh Fields. Is there ANYTHING else you want? I'm serious - anything." Team management only wanted Josh Fields so they said no and sold the lamp at a rummage sale to an 11 year old from Park Ridge, IL."

:scratch:

WhiteSoxFTW
07-16-2010, 05:57 PM
You missed the stuff at the bottom.

Edit: Nevermind, loveyoursuit beat me to it.

BadBobbyJenks
07-16-2010, 05:58 PM
Normally I think wiki edits are lame, but who ever did this is pretty brilliant.

october23sp
07-16-2010, 05:59 PM
Awesome.

BadBobbyJenks
07-16-2010, 06:02 PM
Josh Fields is the only professional athlete to have a winning percentage of over 1.000, meaning he has won more games than he actually played. Scoring officials have credited him with home runs, game-winning hits, four pitching wins, and two saves in the World Series. He also has three Olympic fencing medals, and nine (9) career tennis Grand Slam doubles titles (playing as a single).

Zakath
07-16-2010, 06:07 PM
Normally I think wiki edits are lame, but who ever did this is pretty brilliant.

They should have included something about ninjas and/or zombies...

chisoxfanatic
07-17-2010, 01:20 AM
:rolling:

SOXfnNlansing
07-17-2010, 07:27 AM
That is very funny. I printed a copy so I'll have it before they take it down.

TDog
07-17-2010, 10:39 AM
And yet, people have no problem quoting Wikipedia as an information source.

This one doesn't even tell you that citations are needed.

doublem23
07-17-2010, 11:14 AM
And yet, people have no problem quoting Wikipedia as an information source.

This one doesn't even tell you that citations are needed.

I'm going to guess that the Josh Fields page gets overlooked in Wikipedia's 3 million plus library of pages.

TheCommander
07-17-2010, 12:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Fields_%28infielder%29

Notice anything interesting?

The big question is why you would be interested in looking up Josh Fields' wiki entry unless of course you made the hilarious additions. :thinking::D:

Nellie_Fox
07-18-2010, 01:42 AM
The big question is why you would be interested in looking up Josh Fields' wiki entry unless of course you made the hilarious additions. :thinking::D:
http://www.paleycenter.org/assets/perspectives/rowanmartin/_resampled/ResizedImage250239-arte-johnson.jpg
Verrrry eenterrresting!

BadBobbyJenks
07-19-2010, 12:10 PM
The big question is why you would be interested in looking up Josh Fields' wiki entry unless of course you made the hilarious additions. :thinking::D:

Oh I would take credit for these if I had done so. Or would I?

jackbrohamer
07-19-2010, 12:19 PM
Very funny. Almost on a par with Horsemaster Fred.