The joke of one day contracts to 'retire' with a team

[Fenway]

Dan Shaughnessy nails it for once

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2010/03/23/red_sox_as_retiring_types_and_not_at_all_shy_about _it/

[ewokpelts]

funny, but he's still a tool

[Railsplitter]

Almost make up for Shaughnessy cooking up the curse thing.