What would Lou on Twitter be like?

[Viva Medias B's]

We have seen Ozzie on Twitter; let's say that if Lou Piniella was on Twitter, what would his tweets be like?

[aryzner]

Does Lou even know how to use a phone or computer for that? Or even know what Twitter is?

[spawn]

Does Lou even know how to use a phone or computer for that? Or even know what Twitter is?
He's already stated that he didn't know what Twitter was.

[sox1970]

"On my second box of wine. Look...I like wine. What can I say?"

[Marqhead]

I know what Lee Elia would be like...

[DumpJerry]

I know what Lee Elia would be like...
Pretty funny except that he would be limited to, what, 140 characters or something like that?

[Marqhead]

Pretty funny except that he would be limited to, what, 140 characters or something like that?

Yeah it would have to be the cliff notes version.

[eriqjaffe]

I'm trying to picture what @HaroldBaines would be like...

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[Rohan]

"On my second box of wine. Look...I like wine. What can I say?"

"This wine is good, okay? What do you want me to say? *forlorn sigh via twitter*"

[MARTINMVP]

He's already stated that he didn't know what Twitter was.

I was expecting to to say "I don't know what a Twitter is."

[PalehosePlanet]

Does Lou even know how to use a phone or computer for that? Or even know what Twitter is?

I bet he still has a rotary phone; without call-waiting.

[all*star quentin]

Wait 'til next year.

[spawn]

"This uh, er, um. Damn. Is this thing on? Uh, hmm...ur, ****. How does this work?"

[BadBobbyJenks]

Well you see here, well see well you see here what I was thinking, well you see well, well, you see well, I was thin

[#1swisher]

We're not here to finish second.

[VenturaFan23]

"What do you think isn't working? You saw my damn tweet!"