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thomas35forever
11-07-2009, 12:42 AM
http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_mlb_experts__42/ept_sports_mlb_experts-823170739-1257552578.jpg?ymC7kKCDdiKowv.t


And in case you think this photo is doctored, check out this blog entry.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/What-in-the-name-of-Michael-Jackson-is-up-with-S?urn=mlb,200803

CWSpalehoseCWS
11-07-2009, 01:36 AM
***? That's just weird.

doublem23
11-07-2009, 01:42 AM
I'm not going back to sleep tonight.

:mg:

Craig Grebeck
11-07-2009, 01:49 AM
I hope he isn't ill. Man, that looks bad.

34rancher
11-07-2009, 06:12 AM
Effects of steroids? Check for the man boobs.

TommyJohn
11-07-2009, 08:43 AM
What the heck is that???? Are you SURE that guy isn't a light-skinned look-a-like? What is going on? Man. That is just creepy.

LongLiveFisk
11-07-2009, 08:56 AM
I swear I thought you meant drugs/death before I saw the picture.

If it's real, that is incredibly frightening. :o:

Rdy2PlayBall
11-07-2009, 09:04 AM
He is now very creepy looking. He might has well make his hair brown and gel it less, it just doesn't look right, right now. :mg:

Red Barchetta
11-07-2009, 09:10 AM
It might just be make-up that the flash reflected off. His wife looks a little washed out as well in that photo. The colored contacts however?!

It must be tough days for the attention whore Sosa. Out of all of the steriod era players, his stats are the most night/day - black/white obvious of all of them. He completely fell off the table and returned to his SOX level stats after the crackdown on roids.

Woofer
11-07-2009, 09:11 AM
This is exactly why I love this website so much. I never know what I'm going to find when I come here.

manders_01
11-07-2009, 11:11 AM
What the heck is that???? Are you SURE that guy isn't a light-skinned look-a-like? What is going on? Man. That is just creepy.

He is now very creepy looking. He might has well make his hair brown and gel it less, it just doesn't look right, right now. :mg:

My sentiments exactly. I never thought of him as an attractive man but he just looks so scary in that picture!

munchman33
11-07-2009, 12:06 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/toddnation//photos/Wraith/Steve_the_Wraith_(Stargate).jpg

Taliesinrk
11-07-2009, 03:09 PM
So I was about to post that you were all dumb and that this was a picture taken from halloween (and Sosa had put on make-up)... I mean his wife's dress only shows the top, and it looks halloween-esque too. Then I clicked on the link. There's something seriously messed up here and it's quite frightening. I wonder if it's medically-related and, if so, I feel bad for him. On a side note, had it been for Halloween, it definitely would have won best costume at the party I was at.

GoGoCrede
11-07-2009, 03:28 PM
What's he doing with Mandy Moore?

Taliesinrk
11-07-2009, 03:47 PM
What's he doing with Mandy Moore?


I guess I'm slow, but I don't get it...

waldo_the_wolf
11-07-2009, 03:56 PM
Out of all of the steriod era players, his stats are the most night/day - black/white obvious of all of them.

I know. It absolutely blew me away the number of people who geniunely believed that he was "clean" and "never used steroids". To me, he couldn't have been more obvious if he tattooed it on his forehead.

:hijacked: kinda

waldo_the_wolf
11-07-2009, 03:58 PM
I guess I'm slow, but I don't get it...

Me neither, I guess she thinks his wife looks like Mandy, but I don't see that at all.

Edit: Sorry I called you a "he" GoGoCrede.

GoGoCrede
11-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Me neither, I guess she thinks his wife looks like Mandy, but I don't see that at all.

Edit: Sorry I called you a "he" GoGoCrede.

Yeah, I thought she was Mandy at first. I had to blink twice.

That's okay about calling me a "he." :D: Some people never realize it.

Rdy2PlayBall
11-07-2009, 07:59 PM
Yeah, I thought she was Mandy at first. I had to blink twice.

That's okay about calling me a "he." :D: Some people never realize it.Maybe photoshop a wig on Gavin in your sig??? :tongue:

gregoriop
11-07-2009, 09:00 PM
What's he doing with Mandy Moore?


I didn't notice it until you said something, now I can't unsee it.

MARTINMVP
11-08-2009, 12:01 AM
An update on this in Sunday's Tribune.
Sammy Sosa says skin rejuvenation process reason his skin appears lighter

View Article: http://www.chicagotribune.com/health/chi-08-sammy-sosa-nov08,0,1738411.story

StillMissOzzie
11-08-2009, 12:28 AM
Still looks like botox in the lips and a fresh coat of lip gloss.

SMO
:scratch:

Tragg
11-08-2009, 07:14 PM
To me he looks like Sean Connery in "You Only Live Twice" when he put on a bunch of makeup to look Japanese. Really creepy.

slavko
11-09-2009, 09:32 AM
and I just visited the thread of the guy who came to his own funeral in Brazil. He could have look like Sammy does here. Happy Halloween!

whitem0nkey
11-09-2009, 11:06 AM
this wouldn't be the first time Sosa has tried to achieve better living through chemistry, and now he is becoming the Dominican version of Jocelyn Wildenstein, Wayne Newton or Joan Rivers

Mendoza Line
11-09-2009, 01:11 PM
I really thought it was a doctored photo, but to quote Sosa, "It's soo Reeeeal!"

ElevenUp
11-09-2009, 02:36 PM
Be afraid. Be very afraid.:o:

tstrike2000
11-09-2009, 05:25 PM
He looks like he's donating himeslf to Madame Tussauds Wax Museum.

PaleHoser
11-09-2009, 07:04 PM
Bleached skin wasn't the only thing Sammy has in common with Michael Jackson. They both also wore a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

thomas35forever
11-09-2009, 11:39 PM
Fallon just said yesterday, "he was playing hockey while listening to Sting."

MARTINMVP
11-10-2009, 11:40 AM
I really thought it was a doctored photo, but to quote Sosa, "It's soo Reeeeal!"

Do any of his treatments involve "high heat?"

ernie14
11-11-2009, 10:57 AM
Bleached skin wasn't the only thing Sammy has in common with Michael Jackson. They both also wore a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

:D:

Good One!!!!!!

soxinem1
11-11-2009, 11:03 AM
http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/sports_photos/sosa2.jpg

The closeup is even more freightening. More than the colored contacts, lip and eyeline color injections, and the plucked eyebrows.

Talk about 'Night Of the Living Dead'...... Yikes!!

In regards to Michael Jackson, Sammy was a 'Smooth Criminal' for a few years there......

Mendoza Line
11-11-2009, 12:49 PM
Is it just me or does he look like he's slowly turning into Jimmy Kimmel?

Nellie_Fox
11-11-2009, 01:08 PM
Is it just me or does he look like he's slowly turning into Jimmy Kimmel?Now that you mention it, but I was thinking more along the lines of Andre the Giant.

http://www.chubbybrain.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/andre-the-giant.jpg

Woofer
11-11-2009, 01:59 PM
He's kind of reminding me of Ricky Ricardo, with his hair all greased up like it is.

C-Dawg
11-11-2009, 02:22 PM
I think he looks like Freddie Mercury circa 1990 or 1991, only heavier.

Dub25
11-11-2009, 10:25 PM
Mandy Moore??? She looks like a girl that would stab me afterwards while screaming, "Sammy bought me these air bags you dirty Sox fan".

Jerko
11-12-2009, 08:22 AM
HAHA John Kass weighs in.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/chi-kass-12-nov12,0,2357094.column

LongLiveFisk
11-12-2009, 09:20 PM
He looks like a mannequin. And an ugly one at that.

RedHeadPaleHoser
11-13-2009, 08:03 AM
He looks like a mannequin. And an ugly one at that.

The 1st draft at Madame Tussaud's that someone forgot to destroy.

Hitmen77
05-12-2010, 04:54 PM
Everyone can stop losing sleep over Sammy's condition:

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/05/sosas-skin-color-returning-to-more-natural-tone.html

slavko
05-12-2010, 05:58 PM
Everyone can stop losing sleep over Sammy's condition:

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/05/sosas-skin-color-returning-to-more-natural-tone.html

So his pimples and blemishes left him with dark patches that needed to be whitened out before his skin could return to its natural color. Yes, I read the goddam thing. He had plenty of pimples every spring for a few years after a winter of roiding in the Dominican.

gregoriop
05-12-2010, 06:04 PM
That is definitely some breaking news.

MARTINMVP
05-12-2010, 06:28 PM
So his pimples and blemishes left him with dark patches that needed to be whitened out before his skin could return to its natural color. Yes, I read the goddam thing. He had plenty of pimples every spring for a few years after a winter of roiding in the Dominican.

I don't understand how that qualifies as a breaking news story...

doublem23
05-12-2010, 06:42 PM
I don't understand how that qualifies as a breaking news story...

Did you see the pictures? If Frank Thomas showed one day pale as a ghost, I'd want to know what the hell was going on, too.

tstrike2000
05-16-2010, 05:38 PM
It says in the article it says, "Polihronis said Sosa, who also spends time at his luxurious estate in the Dominican Republic, remains in negotiations to market and promote the undisclosed skin product." What the hell kind of skin product do you want to make you look like that? Maybe if they are looking for extras if they ever remake "Night of the Living Dead."