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Chez
09-07-2009, 08:17 PM
We finished our tailgate this afternoon at about 12:50 and were making our way across Lot B to the Park, when along comes some guy with a huge (6 feet at least), thick snake curled around his neck and waste -- the kind you see in the reptile house behind glass. He walked right past me towards 35th Street -- startled the crap out of me. Behind him (keeping his distance) was a security guy talking into his walkie-talkie. The security guy (who clearly wanted no part of the guy or, more accurately, his snake), called out, "Sir, what kind of snake is that." Snake Boy turned and said, "It's a snake. A big snake." And it was. The security guy assured me that the snake would not be allowed into the ballpark -- which was good because I really hate snakes and figured with my luck, the guy/snake probably had a ticket in my section.

Anyone else see this? I swear, I'm not making this up. Dog Day is one thing, but Snake Day?! No thanks.

Pear-Zin-Ski
09-07-2009, 08:59 PM
:rolling:

This made my night!

stillz
09-07-2009, 09:09 PM
C'mon... show a little backbone, will ya?

WhiteSox1989
09-07-2009, 09:12 PM
Man, I was leaving the ball park one night and saw multiple people in Snuggies, and was horrified. But I think your story tops mine.

TheCommander
09-07-2009, 09:32 PM
Man, I was leaving the ball park one night and saw multiple people in Snuggies, and was horrified. But I think your story tops mine.

Actually, I fear Snuggies more than I fear snakes-and I am terrified of snakes! :redneck

doublem23
09-07-2009, 10:01 PM
By any chance was this guy like 5 1/2 feet tall? Because this sounds exactly like the kind of stunt a buddy of mine would pull.

minutia
09-07-2009, 10:17 PM
Snuggies are scary. They look like something the late Marshall Applewhite would suggest wearing before meeting the big spaceship. I have no fear of snakes.

Shoeless_Jeff
09-07-2009, 10:18 PM
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

BringBackBlkJack
09-08-2009, 08:01 AM
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother ****ing snakes at the mother ****ing ballgame!!! :redneck

PennStater98r
09-08-2009, 09:59 AM
C'mon... show a little backbone, will ya?

"Asps - very dangerous. You go first!"

PennStater98r
09-08-2009, 10:01 AM
We finished our tailgate this afternoon at about 12:50 and were making our way across Lot B to the Park, when along comes some guy with a huge (6 feet at least), thick snake curled around his neck and waste -- the kind you see in the reptile house behind glass. He walked right past me towards 35th Street -- startled the crap out of me. Behind him (keeping his distance) was a security guy talking into his walkie-talkie. The security guy (who clearly wanted no part of the guy or, more accurately, his snake), called out, "Sir, what kind of snake is that." Snake Boy turned and said, "It's a snake. A big snake." And it was. The security guy assured me that the snake would not be allowed into the ballpark -- which was good because I really hate snakes and figured with my luck, the guy/snake probably had a ticket in my section.

Anyone else see this? I swear, I'm not making this up. Dog Day is one thing, but Snake Day?! No thanks.

Betcha he had a 500 section ticket... :redneck

beasly213
09-08-2009, 10:24 AM
Ha I didn't go to the game but I do confirm seeing this guy walking around. He was over by the firehouse on 35th and Lowe. It was pretty crazy.

tick53
09-08-2009, 06:23 PM
Maybe Brooks will come up with a Reptile Day at The Cell.

hi im skot
09-08-2009, 11:59 PM
Maybe Brooks will come up with a Reptile Day at The Cell.

Your 2009 Chicago White Sox...

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FINISH THEM!

WhiteSox1989
09-09-2009, 08:04 AM
Your 2009 Chicago White Sox...

http://ui04.gamespot.com/1859/biorep_2.gif

FINISH THEM!

Fantastic.

Brewski
09-09-2009, 09:29 AM
thick snake curled around his neck and waste

That's the disgusting part.

Soxfanspcu11
09-12-2009, 10:55 AM
thick snake curled around his neck and waste

That's the disgusting part.


:scratch:

It curled around his poop?